X-Rated word game

[Gung_Fu]

I have a fun new (well as far as I know it's new) word game. I call it the X-Rated word game. It is very simple you take the title of a movie (non-porno) and you turn it into a porno title.

Note it helps to have a list of movie titles on hand

Example:

Shanghai Noon - Shanghai Nooner

The rules are simple all of your new titles must be clever and no swears are allowed just sexual innuendo. The game is often just played to pass time and have a good chuckle but for those who love to turn everything into a competition I have made a scoring system.

Note I only made a scoring system for a game with 3 players or more. If you can think of a two player scoring system just mention it

One player challenges another, each makes a new title, the player(s) not in the challenge judge both and choose the most clever and funny. If the challenger wins they get 2 points if the defender does they get 1 point. The next challenge is selected by the winner of the last one. No one can challenge the same person more than 2 times in a row.

An extra one point is given for successfully changing a kids or wholesome family movie title. An extra two points is given for changing the title of a Disney movie. You do not get 3 points for a Disney family movie.

This game is also perfect to play on the net in chat rooms, forums, instant messenger, e-mail, on a road trip, or in a waiting room.

This game is not good to play with any too young to understand porn or the concept of sex, in front of other people's children, at church, with your parents and or grand parents, and with the pope.

Well I'm going to go to hell for this, maybe I'll see you there.:evilgrin:

[DrZhivago]

1. Lost in Fornication

eom

[moof]

2. DrZhivagoer

n/t

[DrZhivago]

17. I don't get it

you should have said your favorite Shag The Dog

[Gung_Fu]

4. Star Whores a New Grope

What does eom mean?

[moof]

8. The Empire Strikes Back End

eom = end of message or

enter over me

[Skip Intro]

3. Romancing the Bone

I am so ashamed.

:blush:

[Corgigal]

5. Song of the mouth

[bubblesby2002]

6. Saving Ryan's Privates

Free Your Willy
Womb Raider

[Gung_Fu]

7. You've played this before haven't you Bubble?

[bubblesby2002]

9. 9 1/2 Inches

(I wish)

Actually this is Bubbles neice i'm 22 and yes i have played this game before

[moof]

10. Bubblebutt Boy

n/t

[bubblesby2002]

11. Pump Friction

[Gung_Fu]

12. Sex Actually

2069 A Sex Odyssey
Dicks of Fury

[bubblesby2002]

13. Monster Balls

The Bone Protector

[bubblesby2002]

14. Muffy The Vampire Layer

[Gung_Fu]

16. Big Dick

Hooker
Late-night Fever

Any way this was fun all I however must sleep need to work tomorrow.

[SmileyBoy]

15. Forrest Rump, Mrs. Assfire, You Got Male (Genitalia)...

Private Parts with Howard Sperm, The Humping Fields, Dr. Loves Strange, Titanic (Weiner), and so forth...

[bubblesby2002]

18. goodnight everyone

[Solly Mack]

19. Mary Boppins, Peter's Hand, Brother Bares, Booty and the Beat

20,000 Licks Under Me
Send Her Fella
American Booty
Black Booty
Men in Back
The Secret of Nymph
Lick Low and Hitch

[Solly Mack]

21. The Commuter Who Wore Only Shoes

Watching Me Moan
Jim'an' Me Lick-It's
Flash
The Lying Fling
Mick Ease Mouth

[Solly Mack]

22. Rumpo,

The Little Hummer Boy (yeah yeah..whatever...it just lent itself to the game, ok?)
Creeping Booty
Bed Knobs and Whipping Sticks
Dina's Four
Spice Age

[montana_hazeleyes]

20. "From here to maternity"

"Parent Clap"

[Moderator]

23. Locking.

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