why the A**hole is boss

[radfringe]

A long long time ago - the various parts of the body decided there needed to be a boss.

The brain said since it's smart - it should be boss
the eyes said since it sees everything - it should be boss
the stomach said since it provided fuel and energy - it should be boss

there was much arguing and debate. then the asshole spoke up and said it should be boss

the other parts laughed and laughed, and told the asshole to shut up

well, the asshole got very angry, and did what it was told. it shut up, it shut up very very tightly

in a couple of days, the stomach didn't feel so good

the asshole asked if it could be boss now. the stomach, eyes and brain all said no

a day or so later the eyes got very blurry, and again the asshole was rejected

the next day the brain became dizzy, the stomach was very very sick, and the eyes were whirling

Finally, the brain, eyes and stomach so sick, dizzy and blurry relented

and that's why the boss is the asshole

[BuelahWitch]

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