My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" ...

[texas1928]

while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No.' she answered.
So I asked, 'Is that your final answer?'
'Yes!' she replied.
Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'
That's the last thing I remember.

Darn woman, she has absolutely NO sense of humor!

[DS1]

1. heh

nice

[texas1928]

2. I could not believe she had a rolling pin under her pillow.

Shocked the hell out of me.

[texas1928]

3. Kick.

:kick:

[Phillycat]

4. That show is still on the air?

/missing the point

[texas1928]

6. Yep it is still on the air.

Just posting a joke I got in my e-mail this morning.

[HuskerDU]

5. ROFL!

You better be a good valentine to her texas1928!

[texas1928]

7. What? A half eaten box of chocolates won't cut it?

MAN

[PassingFair]

8. What are you doing now, polling the audience?

You're off the show....

[texas1928]

9. Think I got a 50/50 chance?

[PassingFair]

10. If I were you I'd take the chocolates and ...

go home!

[texas1928]

11. But I want to get to the candy hearts with the phrases on them.

[PassingFair]

13. Here's one:

:evilgrin:

Just kiddin...

[texas1928]

14. ...

[texas1928]

12. But I want to get to the candy hearts with the phrases on them.

[petronius]

17. Heh heh. You said "poling"

;)

[underpants]

15. Ha!

:bounce:

[texas1928]

16. Try it on your wife tonight.