Giving names to assholes---Should you use human names or not?

[EstimatedProphet]

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. I Call My Asshole Marty McFartalot.

[puerco-bellies]

2. Dude.

Every time I see you, you have another heart.. I guess I should be nicer to people.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

3. LMFAO!!!! With All Due Respect, Not Sure OMC Is Overly Known For Being 'Nice' To People LOL

hehehe.

But I mean well. :)

[Canuckistanian]

6. Chicks dig the 'bad boys'

It's a well-known scientific fact that the Neanderthals bagged more poon than those wimpy Cro-Magnons.

[Rosemary2205]

11. You owe me a keyboard.

:)

[chknltl]

4. WTF?????

Dude, if you don't release OMC right now I am alerting the authorities.
Marty Mcfartalot my ass... The OMC who posts here in the DU would NEVER say such things!















ps: I have not seen you around lately. I confess that I missed ya. Well that is IF it is REALLY you and not some cheap imitation who has indeed kidnapped the real OMC!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

5. LOL Nah, It's Me. I'm In A Really Silly Mood Tonight For Some Reason.

I've actually been around lately, mainly in GDP, acting like a total prick. But I'm not so much in a wiseass mood tonight. I'm kinda in a silly type of mood. That's why I'm checkin out the lounge!

:hug:

[chknltl]

7. Well welcome to the real world.

Did you know that GDP was created for the lounge's personal amusement? It is true I swear it! Each time you see a lounger there, he or she is having massive quantities of fun.


(I must have missed your posts...I generally click on them in order to enjoy the carnage you create with your logic. This post here in the lounge of all places is the first one I have seen from OMC in over three months! I figured you must have given up on the DU...I am glad that this was not so! Just so you know, you actually DO have fans out there.)
:grouphug:

[asthmaticeog]

8. "George" is a suitable name for an asshole.

:shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

9. It certainly pegs one particular asshole...

[asthmaticeog]

10. Two.

:patriot:

[Dr. Strange]

12. I don't know if this counts as a "human name," but I like it.