Who is Molly Cyrus? Who Is Hanna Montana? And Why Should I Care?

[Yavin4]

Someone fill me in.

[MonkeyFunk]

1. It's Miley Cyrus

she's the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. She has a tv show where she plays a regular girl by day, the pop sensation Hannah Montana by night. A pure suckfest, but the kids seem to like it.

[Yavin4]

2. Billy Ray Cyrus

Aint that the Achy Breaky Heart guy?

[jmowreader]

5. It is. Apparently she inherited her talent from him.

And it's "Miley Ray" now. She had it legally changed to honor her dad.

[Burma Jones]

3. It's my 7 year old Daughter's new religion

Our Rabbi is an understanding man though.......

[Redstone]

4. Why should you care? There's NO reason why you should care, and I'm not being sarcastic.

Just another pop-culture, advertising- and ticket-scalping transient phenomenon.

Nothing worth paying any attention to.

Redstone

[Yavin4]

8. Oh, Okay, I Should Just Wait Ten Minutes

and it'll pass.

[Skittles]

6. another fucking fad

it will pass

[JackBeck]

7. Another one of those manufactured pop sensations by the corporations.

And for some reason, we're supposed to care, but unforch, the powers that be have figured out how to market to tweens.

[Yavin4]

9. Thus, In 5 Years, She'll Go Britney

We've seen this movie before.

[JackBeck]

10. Actually, I'd probably enjoy watching that downward spiral

more than BritBrit's meltdown.

We watched the Red Carpet on E! and I turned to my guy and said, "Doesn't it sound like she just smoked half a pack of Camel's?"

She's being protected by the Corporate overlords. But we know how well that turned out for Jamie Lynn.

[mitchum]

11. She will be hauling them out for our inspection when she turns 18

if she follows the contemporary path