I have now seen everything

[Az]

This is an actual product.

http://www.magic-cone.com
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

[salinen]

1. I laughed so hard

I almost peed.

[jean]

2. ah, now we, too, will be able to write in the snow

[JVS]

24. I doubt that. You'll lose a lot of pressure

[jean]

32. haha

[Insider]

3. 'instructions for use'

just had to look. yep, it's official: seen everything.

[Insider]

5. ROFL

just looked again at the name "MAGIC cone" magic?!?! LOL

[dolo amber]

4. YAY!!

It's the disposable fake penis I've always dreamed of!! :bounce: :party:

THANK YOU, MAGIC CONE!! :hi:

:D

[Limbought]

8. Yes, but

will it pass the "stress test?!?"

[DrWeird]

6. HOLY CRAP!

SHE AIN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!!!

[Habibi]

7. Looks an awful lot like a Freshette

product info here:

http://www.freshette.com/usage.html

For some dumb reason they don't have a picture of the product on their site. Feh. Well, I own one and trust me, it's an awful lot like the Magic Cone. I bought it for camping and kayaking. Naturally, the minute I bought it, I never went camping or kayaking again.

The thing about these doohickeys is that you *have* to practice with them. Seriously. (C'mon, you guys didn't learn to direct your stream right off the bat did you? Did you???) And women probably feel too damn foolish practicing with such an outlandish gizmo at home. I know I do!

Still, it's a goddamn useful thingamabob. No, really. In theory.

[put out]

9. This is just great!

Now my precious aseptic fanny will not get all icky with imagined germy yuckies. I will use the Magic-Cone, but not according to the instructions, and spray pee-pee everywhere because I have poor aim. But, who cares? Not me! Woo-hoo!

[Habibi]

11. Well, the germy yuckies are not entirely

imagined, and by the way, may I steal the phrase "my precious aseptic fanny"? I'm going to put that on a button, prefaced by the word: "kiss".

[put out]

14. Hey, take it baby!

Make sure it's spelled correctly, otherwise people might counter with "your common skanky rear-end".

Tell me about the germy stuff, I have to share a toilet with children. Their aim is not true.

[Habibi]

17. "Your common skanky rear-end"

will have to appear on a tee-shirt, prefaced by "You can kiss" and followed by "goodbye."

In any case, poor you and the chirrun's sharing your bathroom. In my next life/house/Fantasy Island appearance, I will live in a place that has Two Bathrooms.

[put out]

21. Make them. They will sell. The bathroom I share

is at my work, and it is open to about 400 little-butts, plus whomever else want to use it. I warn the adults before they go in. I supply bleach and protective gear, if they request it. Now I will offer the The Pee-Cone. Or the Cone-man. Or the something about a cone and hiking.

So, what combination of rear-end talk are you going to use? I'm thinking royalties.

Well, enough drivel from me (but not enough dribble, ha ha I'm killing myself).

Edit: It's the Magic-Cone. Magic-Cone. I will remember now.

[DS1]

10. Now Comprete with Engrish!

[Lostmessage]

12. She didn't wipe

What a slob shame on her.

[Sapphocrat]

19. That's the first thing I yelled at the screen! n/t

[ComerPerro]

13. OMG

I can't believe I just watched that animation...



Now I can't stop laughing............

[Fenris]

15. You owe me a keyboard

Too good.

[Deja Q]

16. WTF? Pippy Longstockings on crack?

Or is that Cindy Brady? :shrug:

Goldilocks?

The Swiss Miss Chick?

The Wendy's Chick, having dyed her hair blonde...?

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

18. ROTFLOLPIMP!!!

Now women can pee standing up!!

[Susang]

20. That is so cool!

Now women can pee everywhere just like the boys!

[ConcernedCanuk]

22. Women's Revenge !! - peein' with the seat down at the same time . . .

.
.


heck,


almost looks like a party hat !!

:bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: . :bounce: .

[Edge]

23. My God...

[WilliamPitt]

25. Ya gotta love the instructions

[HamstersFromHell]

26. I didn't see any warning in those instructions...

...about if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

[Djinn]

27. OMIGOD LOL!

"It requires less undressing of pants and skirt than the ordinary method of seating on the toilet seat."

Thank God - it always used to take me literally hours fumbling with my "pants and skirt" using the old method of sitting. This so being emailed to everyone I know!!

[Az]

28. A little

kick for the morning crew.

[onebigbadwulf]

29. That is magic

!!!

[Enraged_Ape]

30. OMG, the animation is just too much

"Hoping you are pleased with the magic cone."

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[boneygrey]

33. Damn

Hard to believe. Has anyone used it?

[skypilot]

34. You only THINK you've seen everything.

http://www.turdtwister.com/