I am stone cold TWEAKED on coffee right now. Ask me anything.

[CorpGovActivist]

This is me right about now.



Usually, I'm more of a Butters, jumping happily in every puddle I can find. And driving my partner crazy when I do it. I can also "somehow manage to hit every pothole on the road," according to him.

:eyes:



I definitely have my inner Kenny, too.

<----- few ever see, but DU makes it feel safe

But right now, I am stone cold TWEAKED. So talk me down by asking me anything. And leave my damn underpants alone, you crafty gnomes!



- Dave

[AmyDeLune]

1. Was it French Press?

or filtered? :D

[CorpGovActivist]

2. I dunno. I dunno. I dunno.

It's Starbucks, and my partner brought it home for me, figuring I hadn't had enough this morning, since he hogged the pot.

And he's gone back out running errands, so I can't ask him.

Bastard.

[AmyDeLune]

16. A Starbucks that still brews REAL coffee?!?

That alone would shock me into hyper-wakefulness!
(but if it was Starbucks it wasn't french-pressed).

[CorpGovActivist]

41. My partner bought me a French press for Christmas. It's still in the box. I'm afraid.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. How much did it take?

There was a time when I could drink two pots of coffee a day without speeding. Now two average cups can do it.

[CorpGovActivist]

4. Three cups of the regular stuff, plus whatever the LARGE is at Starbucks. I refuse to learn...

... those idiotic sizes. When did your tolerance drop off?

- Dave

[Gormy Cuss]

10. Not long after I quit that idiotic job.

Twelve hour days, six days a week made stimulants a necessity.

I don't know Charbucks sizes either. If I want a large coffee, that's how I order it.

[CorpGovActivist]

15. My grandfather was an ornery cuss. Some rubbed off in those magical summers.

Curmudgeonly before my time, in all the important places!

:headbang:

[Gormy Cuss]

19. Gormy doesn't mean ornery.

That's twice that you've made that mistake, Butters. No more coffee for you.

[CorpGovActivist]

22. What does Gormy mean?

[Gormy Cuss]

29. I may be gormy, but even I know about The Google.

;)
It's a Maine thing. It means clumsy and awkward and probably not too bright.

[CorpGovActivist]

31. Sweet!!!! My partner used to telemarket for the phone company in Maine!

He does a WICKED mimic of Maine-iacs!

:rofl:

:toast:

"We remembuh!"

[Redstone]

5. Ever considered decaf?

Redstone

[CorpGovActivist]

6. I'd never had coffee until college, and very little tea. Coffee was for grown-ups, like how...

... my Paw Paw drank it in the mornings and evenings.

His dessert was my grandmother's cornbread (slightly sweet), soaked in a tall, wide-mouthed glass of milk.

He drank his coffee while the bread got right.

But no, I'm not Betty Fording this habit. Screw that.

[fizzgig]

7. what's phase two?

i really want to know

[CorpGovActivist]

9. Phase 3 is profit.

[fizzgig]

12. yes, yes, i know. but how do you get to phase three?

laundry? clever marketing? alchemy?

one of these?

[CorpGovActivist]

13. "laundry? clever marketing? alchemy?"

Oh, this deserves its own thread.

Because my old college roommates and I have pondered this very question.

Multiple times. And you, my friend, have rung the bell of some of our answers.

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Panty-flavored cigarettes!?

The Japanese have truly outdone themselves.

[CorpGovActivist]

32. This is what happens when you have a rational defense and space program.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Would you please hold this large package of nitro glycerine for a while?

[CorpGovActivist]

11. Sure. While I sit on your chest and give you a wet willy.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Careful, I'm ticklish.

[CorpGovActivist]

17. Ticklish!!!

That, my friend, would be a war of attrition, mutually-assured destruction.

Detente?

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. Detente!

[CorpGovActivist]

26. Only Nixon could go to China. Spock said so.

[XemaSab]

18. I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1555136&vid=139155

[CorpGovActivist]

20. Listen Beavis!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

30. ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

:o

[CorpGovActivist]

33. Ask Temeah about nipple rash. I will chafe yours too. Try me.

[XemaSab]

34. tp

for my bunghole.

[CorpGovActivist]

35. Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah

I want this to play air guitar. With my shirt up over my head.

[XemaSab]

36. I don't want my bungholio to get polio

:P

[CorpGovActivist]

37. I have just the injection for that.

[XemaSab]

40. I come from Lake Titicaca!

:o

[CorpGovActivist]

42. Heh. You said Titicaca! Flashback to Purple Rain, rented, Christmas, 1986...

... and watched, at http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7450572&mesg_id=7450572">Gary B.'s house.

I was about to turn 15; he was about to turn 18.

The Lake Titicaca scene led to a discussion of porn stashes. He had one. And we had his trailer all to ourselves.

- Dave

[Spacemom]

24. Is it true

that since a cat always lands on it's feet and buttered toast always lands butter side down

if you tie a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, can you create anti-gravity?

[CorpGovActivist]

27. You just sprained my mind.

I'm using that one on my best friend from college, and will give you due attribution.

What else ya got?

[Spacemom]

28. OK, here's one for you

Is it true that when I turn my computer off, you all go away? :D

[CorpGovActivist]

38. I cannot take an existential question right now. I just can't.

:rofl:

As a child, I prayed not to be the Anti-Christ. I didn't think it would be fair. Everyone else had free will.

And what if you're all just a dream?

I hate you for going existential.

:hug:

[TZ]

25. OT but before I forget...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7445884&mesg_id=7445884

What do you think?

[CorpGovActivist]

39. How can I help?

[CorpGovActivist]

43. I'm am stone cold SOBER and WELL-RESTED...

... and am all a'Buttered this morning.

Ask me anything. Ya'll were timid yesterday.

[radfringe]

44. Ask me anything. ok, you asked for it...

A train leaves chicago at 10 am and heads southeast traveling at 55mph heading for Philadelphia

A second train leave Philadelphia, traveling northwest to chicago at 10:45 am and maintains a steady speed of 60 mph

The trainswitch operator has taken a double dose of OTC cold medicine and washed it down with some whiskey

at what time do the trains collide?

[radfringe]

45. toon?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2842038

[CorpGovActivist]

46. You sly rad.

Shall we go to the game room to find out?

[radfringe]

47. Drink your tea, dear

[CorpGovActivist]

48. Capital idea!