Choose a Huckabee campaign slogan.

[Deep13]

[underpants]

1. Jesus that Romney guy sure was a freak huh?

[matcom]

2. That idiot thought apples grew in Missouri?

[Deep13]

10. It's a reference to Romney's Mormonism.

Joseph Smith, the founder of the Mormon church, told everyone that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

Did Genesis actually specify the fruit as an apple? I was under the impression that was a New World fruit.

[SacredCow]

3. "Suck it, McCain- God's on MY speed dial!"

:shrug: That's all I got.

[geardaddy]

4. Here's mine

"Surprise, surprise, surprise! Shazaaaam!"

[SacredCow]

6. I can't get over how much he looks like Nabors....

it's freakin' scary.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Who would Jesus exclude?

[Orsino]

7. "Building a bridge to the nineteenth century."

Oldie but goodie.

[CreekDog]

8. Do not tempt the Lord thy God.

[JoePhilly]

9. Huck it don't Suck it.

[ashling]

11. How about his grassroots support?

[Bake]

12. SOOOOOOOOOOOO - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Razorback call. It's appropriate on so many levels.

Bake

[rug]

13. No You Can't.

[applegrove]

14. Skimouridinkidinkedink skimouridinkidinkedoo - I - LOVE - YOU