Can anyone tell me what the point of Diet Caffeine Free Mountain Dew is?

[KitchenWitch]

People do not honestly drink that swill because they think it TASTES good? Do they?

[Uncle Sinister]

1. ummmmm ...will it take ketchup stains out of white linen? or make a battery if you wire it -->

to a potato? other than that; nope, no earthly use I can think of.

[harmonicon]

2. maybe people just want a carcinogenic sweetener delivery system?

[Broken_Hero]

3. hmm, I think

to fill up space?...

Coincidence here though...I looked at an expiration date of a two liter bottle of Diet Mt. Dew just the other day, it expired 9yrs ago....

I think they just keep the dust off, and pray that someday...someone will buy it...


:D

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[Art_from_Ark]

4. Bleah

American carbonated soft drinks are so devoid of anything even resembling nutritional value. And, apparently, becoming even moreso :puke:

[Radical Activist]

5. Just what I think of decaf coffee

I don't get it.

[murielm99]

7. I have to drink that stuff.

They won't let me have real coffee any more. One gets used to it.

[murielm99]

6. The water is shut off at their house, and they just

need to stay hydrated with SOMETHING?

[zabet]

8. It's an evil marketing ploy

to sell piss in a bottle.

:rofl:

[Orsino]

9. I drink it because it tastes good.

I can't tell the difference between it and the caffeinated....caffeinated vers....zzzzzz.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. It makes PepsiCo money.

[CorpGovActivist]

11. That's the chosen swill of the Four Horsemen's Four Horses.

Thank you for the hue and cry. I'm on my knees praying like never before as we speak.

If I make it in the Rapture in a squeaker, you can have the condo.

[KitchenWitch]

12. ...

:rofl:

:yourock:

[CorpGovActivist]

17. I woke up in a penitent mood...

... anyway, this morning. Vaguely worried about the End Days. Yours was the first thread that caught my bleary, uncaffeinated eye.

Wide awake, straight to my knees, baby.

Mountain Dew is meant to be served straight up, maybe on the rocks, preferably with a sack full of a border run from the Bell.

When I saw your thread, I knew my Book of Revelation well enough to know what it meant.

Yea, verily, it hath been foretold: "Their horses shall drink yellow swill, and the dew of the morn shall not quench them!"

Seriously, folks. Go off the diet, and grab a chalupa like there's no tomorrow.

- Dave

P.S. Thanks for the warning. Hope you manage to make it out in the last wave, too; the spare keys are in the garden gnome beside the door, just in case you don't.

[BarenakedLady]

13. Can anyone tell me what the point of Mountain Dew is?

It is disgusting in it's original form.

[bif]

14. Cheap form of Ipacac=to induce vomitting.

[Burma Jones]

15. Use up surplus food dye?

[electron_blue]

16. My mom swears she loves the taste of diet caffeine-free Pepsi.

I don't get it.

[Rhythm]

18. I wish i could find Diet/CF Dew...

I drink Diet Dew a lot anyway, so having the CF version would be nice at night, so i didn't get the jitters and end up all night making LOLcats and talking to other insomniacs.

[youthere]

19. It's kind of the same concept as NA beer...for people who like to be bloated and pee a lot.

[Swede]

20. That's my favorite soft drink.