To the kitty that jumps into the fridge every time I open it

[Roon]

THERE ISN'T ANY COLD CUTS!! NO COLD CUTS FOR YOU!!!'
I'll get some cold cuts tomorrow and I'll make sure it's turkey..........

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. What a sweet face

Don't let that little beastie down!

[Roon]

2. Can you believe...

that she is 24-years-old??!?!?! My ex has had her since she was a kitten, when he was 15 years old...When we broke up I begged him to let me keep her, and he did!!!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. Wow - she looks terrific!

And if she's able to jump into the refrigerator so often, that's even better. What a cutie!

[Roon]

4. She's a sweetie pie

She ignores other animals and goes on with her life...

[Brigid]

10. She's 24?!

Wow! She must have some seriously good genes, and you must take seriously good care of her. :)

[BuelahWitch]

5. She is adorable!

I'm afraid I'd have to run to the store RIGHT NOW and buy her some turkey! :loveya: What's her name?

[Roon]

6. That's a funny story

When my ex got her when he was 15-years-old. He thought that she was a male, so he named her Daniel. Then one day he woke up to her nursing a litter of kittens! Can you imagine having a cat thinking it was a boy this whole time, not knowing she was pregnant, and just finding kittens nursing on her? What a shock that must have been.

[radfringe]

7. a friend of mine

went to visit his family. His sister had a litter of kittens, so he took one. Got home late that night.

Settled the kitten down, gave it some food, showed it where the litter box was and spent a little time with it.

He also had a few groceries to put away. Groceries were put away, he grabs a beer and heads off to bed to read for awhile before going to sleep.

In the morning, he gets up late. Barely has time for a quick shower and to get dressed. As he's rushing around the house he notices he doesn't see the new kitten. He starts calling to kitten, rattling dry food bag, looking under furniture etc. can't find the kitten

looking at the clock he realizes he's going to be late. So he dumps food into a bowl, puts down fresh water, and then opens the fridge to get a quick glass of juice.

there sitting on the middle shelf of the fridge is the kitten. It's fine, yawns and hops out.

The kitten was in the fridge all night. No harm done except a package of hotdogs was half gone.

so a kitten can spend the night in the fridge if it has hot dogs

[Roon]

8. Aww!

I am glad the kitten was OK!

[KitchenWitch]

9. I cn haz htdog plz?

thxkbai!

[Brigid]

11. That's amazing . . .

And scary. I can't believe that kitten didn't die of suffocation or hypothermia.

[MrsMatt]

12. I had a friend in college, Tim,

who'd get up in the morning about 5 minutes before his roommate Kevin, and on occasion would put the cat in the fridge. Knowing, of course, that the Kevin would go directly from the bedroom to the fridge to get his morning orange juice. The cat would immediately jump out of the fridge when opened, and the he would scream like a girl.

Tim was such a shit - but we all love his puckish sense of humor. Including Kevin (20+ years later).

[Skittles]

16. how about George Clooney's kitten joke

from www.amIannoying.com:


He played a practical joke on a friend when staying at his house. He kept removing the crap from the guy's new kitten's kitty litter. The guy took the tiny kitten to the vet and the vet prescribed a laxative for the cat. For a few more days, he removed the crap from the kitty litter, and then one day, he crapped in it himself. The guy went berserk when he could not believe all that came from his little kitten.

[alphafemale]

19. OMG!!

:rofl:

[Skittles]

20. when I first read it

I thought OMG HOW F***ING AWFUL while I was, er, laughing my ass off :D

[MrsMatt]

13. I had a friend in college, Tim,

who'd get up in the morning about 5 minutes before his roommate Kevin, and on occasion would put the cat in the fridge. Knowing, of course, that the Kevin would go directly from the bedroom to the fridge to get his morning orange juice. The cat would immediately jump out of the fridge when opened, and the he would scream like a girl.

Tim was such a shit - but we all love his puckish sense of humor. Including Kevin (20+ years later).

[Hand]

14. ...

Ferdinand the bunny

[Roon]

15. That is exaclty how this kitty is!!!! eom

[theredpen]

17. I KECH YOU BUNNEEE!

[zanne]

18. ROFL!

The last time I didn't have to share my supper with a feline was about 20 years ago! I love your little guys' face! (And I love bratty kitties!)