DU Dating Game... (Yenta on patroll)

[elfwitch]

I know that there are a lot of single DUers out there. Somebody should create a little thread or way to hook up single DUers in various cities with others.

I've decided to be a Yenta.

You singletons? Where are you? What are you looking for in a potential date? How about some of you kids going out on a date and report back what happens?

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Find me a find. Catch me a catch.

[Jack_Dawson]

1. San Diego. It's 75 degrees today.

Just got back from swimming. I haven't seen a cloud yet.

[GOPisEvil]

2. LOL!!! Singleton here!

:yourock:

Funny! I have to leave soon, and I have plans tonight. No, it's not a date. I expect copius dating proposals upon my return.

LOL!!!

[matcom]

9. BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

[DS1]

10. Back OFF YOU! He's MINE!

:grr:

[matcom]

12. BAH!

you don't even PLAY golf! :grr:

[elfwitch]

3. Come on kids!!!

I'd love to see you guys settled down.
Find a nice place to live.
Buy a dog/cat.

Ladies? some smart and funny men here.
Gents? intelligence is super HOT!

[asthmaticeog]

4. Mighty kind of you elfwitch,

but I've already got a Jewish mother!

Not that I think this is a bad idea or anything...

[Gato Moteado]

5. single, attractive, young, recent lotto winner here!

no, i wasn't talking about myself.

ok, now that i've got your attention: single, scruffy, not-so-young, and broke. yeah, the proposals should start pouring into my mailbox now.

[LynneSin]

6. Can you find out if DU GrovelBot is single

I'd date him - I bet he's a cutie!!

[VelmaD]

7. Yup...

groveling is H-O-T! ;-)

[beyurslf]

8. single gay ks

I am pretty sure I have convinced myself I am perfectly happy always being single :)

[CrownPrinceBandar]

11. I'd like a woman who can fix my car...

That alone would save me so many headaches, that I wouldn't mind taking up the slack around the house. Car's running fine now, but things break...

Oh, almost forgot: Single, scruffy in WV. Mindful of hygiene.



Oh yeah!!

[TEXASYANKEE]

13. I'm not looking for a relationship.

Just sex, please.

SWF, 44, gainfully employed, gym rat.

[burythehatchet]

14. What about linking to an online singles ad?

http://match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?sid=A1935875-C9D8-481F-9EA2-C11C4A98AA97&trackingid=0&theme=214&lid=226&TP=U&UID=OZ5YXBuwsEPY6AfQkpGFxw%3d%3d&Handle=voteforme522

Hey you don't even have to join...

[youngred]

15. we just had this last week

but SWM, 20, DC Area, further details available upon request ;-)

[prolesunited]

16. LOL! Had to do a double take on that one

I was just skimming through the thread and I thought it said "references available upon request."

Ladies, this one is cute and sweet and very intelligent. I would grab him myself but he's a bit young for me. ;-)

[ComerPerro]

19. No better reference than that

LOL

[youngred]

21. You are indeed too kind to me

now I'm blushing. :loveya:

I think you just earned me bonus points

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. proles, good analysis

i'd have to back you up on that description :)

[brainshrub]

17. SWM. Asheville, NC

Me: 33. Mammal. Gainfully employed, Liberal, no kids. You can check my DU profile for more info.

You: 25-35. Mammal. Artsy-alternative type or hippie. (I love hippies even though I don't look like one at all.) Post a Haiku here.

I will only date ladies within the WNC area. (No long-distance relationships unless you plan to move here.)

[camero]

18. SWM straight, FL, 36

Free pets of puppy with every smooch. :)

[Fenris]

20. *sigh*

White male, Central Texas, 20, tall and dark and thin, not sure if I'm looking for anyone.

Whoring myself out again...though I doubt it will make a difference.

[baldguy]

22. Didn't we already do this?

swm, 40, in Buffalo

[Lizz612]

24. SWF, 18, Southern Maryland

5 foot 6, longish brown hair, Bio major. MN transplant, came here for college, pics upon request.
We already did this, but I'll keep playing.

[Lostmessage]

25. I created one a few weeks back that has 300 messages on it

Can someone find the link?

[camero]

27. I'll get it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=714940

[Lostmessage]

28. Thanks Dude

All of the info is on those messages.

[Lizz612]

29. Hey thats right!

I got YoungRed!

[camero]

30. I thought I was a doll.

:P no problem.

[KG]

26. well, it's not i ain't got my own DU crushes

but none of them live within 1500 mile of me. :(

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[Lizz612]

32. Oooo!

Dreamy!

[brainshrub]

33. This is one sexy poster!

Is it a she?

[Deja Q]

35. Hey, what does that little green dude figure by your name indicate?

Nader supporter? :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[ComerPerro]

36. Grovelbot, will you go out with me?

Im a SWM, 22, in Kansas.....

You are so hot!!!!!!!

[Deja Q]

34. 31 y/o SWM, Twin Cities MN, bi

I've got a bird, some fish, some computers, my own DHCP router, and a big 27" TV... I ain't measuring nuthin' else out unless it's in a PM! :evilgrin:

I like offbeat TV, upbeat music with a beat, reading, computers, computer games, and games only adults can play.

Turn-offs: Most conservatives, dogs and cats (only because of allergies, otherwise I love cats), people who think Bill Gates/Microsoft should be revered as the epitome of business, and the wealthy. Okay, I could care less what the other person has as I want to support myself, but money is an issue in this society (it's also why many couples break up...)

Would like somebody to converse with and go from there.

What's left to say? :-)