Han shot first, DAMMIT!

[Fenris]

:mad:

Discuss!

[elfwitch]

1. So what if he did?

Greedo was asking for it.

[Fenris]

3. Tell that to Lucas!

Miserable hack! Bring back the originals!

[elfwitch]

5. Heloooooooooo???? Han was a Pirate...

That's all you gotta say.
Pirates shoot first.
They are naughty scoundrels.
That is why I like them.

[Fenris]

6. Hey! Maybe Lucas can rerelease I & II as well...

And make them NOT SUCK.

Greedo shoots first...what is that crap? He had it coming!

[MAlibdem]

12. Han was a smuggler

Not a pirate.

He transported illegal cargos, he did not steal them.

[Westegg]

14. One man's pirate is another man's smuggler...

[elfwitch]

15. smuggler or pirate...

He had a certain moral flexibility that allowed him to do illegal activities.

Shooting a scum like Greedo was just a DSF (did society a favor).

[Loonman]

2. Damn straight

The whole scene makes no sense with Greedo shooting first.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Yep

Screw Lucas and his revisionist historicity.

Bring back the original you money-hungry IDIOT!

[AngryYoungMan]

7. Hey, you stole my lede :)

But we still don't know for certain which version's on the new DVDs.

[Fenris]

8. No. We know. Go here.

http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/17546.htm

[geniph]

9. I dunno - watch the ASCII version and decide

this is unquestionably the all-time pinnacle of ASCII art:

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/

[lazarus]

10. also

It was amazing how the rebels defeated the Empire fighting with walkie talkies instead of blasters.

[elfwitch]

11. heh...

Good one!

[Fenris]

13. Like federal agents outfitted with walkie talkies...damn you, Spielberg!