Man, I was surrounded by assholes last night

[HEyHEY]

I was at a party and it was for a woman turning 40. Her and her hubby are cool. But, man, the rest of the party was full of assbag conservatives. I heard two guys bitching about the idea of negotiating with hezbollah until the conversation switched to bitching about Mexicans (And I'm in Canada, for fuck sakes). Another guy took a sip of his martini and said it was, "Refreshing." Thank god my buddy showed up with his GF and we just sat in the corner until we were there long enough to not be rude when we left.

[ThomCat]

1. Damn. I'm sorry for the wasted evening.

:(

That sounds like a horrible way to spend a Saturday night.

I hope you're having a much, much better day today. :)

[JVS]

2. took a sip of his martini and said it was, "Refreshing." What's wrong with that?

[HEyHEY]

3. Are you serious?

"refreshing" could it be put any squarer?

[rug]

4. "well-stirred"?

[pokerfan]

13. shaken, not stirred!

I don't want to be mistaken as a Freeper so I'm eliminating 'refreshing' from my vocabulary.

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. Well, your complacency is misplaced young man.

You'll be sorry when Mexicans fly into Canada on the backs of killer bees.

:sarcasm:

[sniffa]

6. I thought you were gonna say you were in GDP

[AlCzervik]

7. i need your address

and what size bed you and Mrs. have.

:)

[sniffa]

8. We have a queen

Please send the receipt along with it. ;)

[krispos42]

9. How many Assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!

<on edit: found better pic>

[HEyHEY]

12. Mel at his best

[libodem]

10. that sounds

awful! Gadzooks.

[Blue-Jay]

11. pooper?

:rofl: