DUers in committed relationships: Your Top 5 Free Pass list?

[phillybri]

That's the list of 5 celebrities you could have sex with if the opportunity came up...My wife's friends refer to it as "Hump Island".

Here's mine:

Rudi Bakhtiar
Thea Andrews
Maria Bartiromo
Sela Ward
Brooke Burke

A decidedly brunette list...Anyone else?

[mainer]

1. anderson cooper

well, from a gal's point of view.

[tigereye]

2. no free passes at my house

although my so teases me about Johhny Depp. Most of us probably wouldn't kick Viggo out of bed, either. It's really too early in the day for this question, isn't it?

[grannylib]

7. Same here, no free passes, but I like your two choices, and would just add

Lenny Kravitz...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. Here's mine:

Matthew Perry
That is all.
Duckie

[terrya]

4. Here are mine:

Zach Braff (my boyfriend says it's ok)

Jude Law

Ioan Gruffudd (the luscious hunk from the "Horatio Hornblower" series on A & E

Thom Filicia (the cutest of the Fab 5, IMO)

Matt Damon

[Aristus]

5. Since my wife initiated the Free Pass list between the two of us,

prompted by the mere existence of Denzel Washington and Brendan Fraser, I made my own Free Pass list:

Elizabeth Hurley
Salma Hayek
Beyonce Knowles
Monica Bellucci
Sophie Marceau

Yeah, like they'd ever even give me the time of DAY! :-) Oh well, a guy can dream.

[phillybri]

8. That's the funniest thing about these lists...

...what are the chances any of these people would even LOOK at you, much less hop in the sack with you!?!

[arwalden]

10. But it's fun to pretend.

even though you are TOTALLY correct.

-- Allen

[Aristus]

13. Hey! They'd look at me!

For a second, anyway.

"Damn, who's THAT!? Nononono, dontlookdontlook."

[YellowRubberDuckie]

31. I've HUGGED Matthew Perry before...

I will NEVER forget that. lol
Duckie

[foreigncorrespondent]

6. I wouldn't do it...

...even if I was paid millions to do it. I am very comitted to Sapphocrat, and nothing would make me risk losing her. A quick romp in the hay isn't worth a life time of happiness.

[Misinformed01]

12. I used to think my ultimate fantasy was

Bruce Springsteen, but then I met Michael, and Bruce just paled in comparison.

[Sapphocrat]

56. Not even...

...Michelle Pfeiffer? Jeri Ryan? Michelle Pfeiffer and Jeri Ryan? With the reincarnation of Judy Garland (minus the neuroses) dropping by in the middle of everything?

Gee, honey, I'd give you a free pass on that -- although I would feel woefully inadequate afterwards. LOL

[foreigncorrespondent]

57. Not even, baby...

...not one of the names you mentioned or could mention hold a candle to you, my love.

They aren't worth a quick wham bam thank you ma'am which woudl risk my losing you completely.

[arwalden]

9. Brendan Fraser, Brad Garrett, Clay Walker, Sean-The-Seaworld-Guy...

Daniel Jackson
John Chrichton
Dylan Hunt
Col. Jack O'Neill
Teal'c
Seamus Harper
Tyr Anasazi
The Todd
Turk
JD
The-Janitor-Guy

I know you said "five"... but as long as we're fantasizing... why LIMIT one's self?

-- Allen

[terrya]

17. Ok, you can be with JD first....

But don't wear him out, ok?

:-)

Terry

[populistmom]

11. I'd never get a free pass, but...

My list:
1. Tim Robbins
2. David Letterman
3. David Brancaccio (from NPR and Now with Bill Moyers)
4. Bill Clinton
5. One more who dipped in his toes in the areas of mass media that shall remain nameless.

His list:
1. Drew Barrymore
2. Meg Ryan
3. a late 70's Kim Richards
4. and 5. ????

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. umm

angelina jolie
tori amos
brad pitt
catherine zeta jones
miland soman

[lazarus]

15. heh

Although it's purely fantasy, and I wouldn't, and it wouldn't ever happen anyway:

1. Molly Ringwald
2. Molly Ringwald
3. Molly Ringwald
4. Molly Ringwald
5. Molly Ringwald

And, no, I'm not obsessed, so stop saying that. :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. Since she's not really famous anymore, you probably have a better chance.

[lazarus]

41. actually

She's a fairly big star on stage now.

[KinkyDem]

16. That pretty girl at the coffee shop ...

who's been flirting with me. My wife prefers that I bring her home of course.

But then maybe I throw the curve in your poll.

Perhaps your question should be about "monogamous relationships" and not "committed relationships".

[kmla]

18. Hmmmm.

1. Sandra Bullock
2. Julia Stiles
3. Rachel Leigh Cook
4. Julie Bowen
5. Pink

Mrs. kmla? Hers would be listed as:

1. Matthew McConaughey
2. Matthew McConaughey
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Matthew McConaughey
5. Matthew McConaughey

[beyurslf]

19. Denzel Denzel Denzel

Is it me or does he get sexier as he gets older?

Will Smith
LL Cool J
Keanu Reeves
my last one is a naughty little favorite: 50 cent.

[mac56]

20. also a decidedly brunette list -

1. Jill Hennessy
2. Brooke Adams
3. Salma Hayek
4. Susanna Hoffs
5. Tina Fey

[Beer Snob-50]

21. My wife says that if anyone offered me a million dollars

to have sex with them I MUST comply. A new kitchen and windows is more important than fidelity!! That said, my list would have to be..

1. Christie Brinkley (still hot at 50)
2. Britany Spears
3. Jenna Jameson
4. Paris Hilton
5. Torrie Wilson

[soleft]

22. Barry Gibb if I could go back in time to 1979, James Dean 1954

As for the present -

Angelina Jolie
Gillian Anderson
Sheryl Crowe

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. The Lone Gunmen and the Mythbusters guys

OK, so I'm partial to geeks.

[tigereye]

26. LOL

the Lone Gunmen! That's great.

[Bertha Venation]

24. JMHO

Not to throw cold water on a fun thread, but sometimes I just have to express my opinion. Feel free to flame away, but I'll probably ignore flames.

For me, I can't imagine being in a COMMITTED relationship AND having an even imaginary "free pass" list. It seems a contradiction.

As I said. Just my humble opinion. YMMV.

[phillybri]

25. Understood...but it's just a dopey diversion...

My wife and I are sure enough in what we have that we know even if any of these "opportunities" came to be a reality, we wouldn't act on them...

Just a funny little topic of discussion...

[Bertha Venation]

28. Yep, I gotcha.

No worries.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. In my Opinion

not all of us our saints and we are allowed our own fantasy's while being perfectly monogamous and/or committed.

just my opinion!

[Bertha Venation]

29. no quarrel with this at all

no judgement, either

[LynneSin]

30. I'm not in a relationship, but they would have to commit to my list

Christopher Noth
Tim Robbins
John Cusack
Robert Plant
Shihab Rattansi (From CNN's International Desk)
Viggio Mortesen (sorry I had to pick from 6, the future Mr. LynneSin can also have a list of 6)

[slinkerwink]

33. my girl says it's Rachel Dratch for her-----and for me it's Rachael Ray

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

34. Me and the Missus have a deal

She gets to lust after James Garner. I get to lust after Emmy Lou Harris.

[tigerbeat]

35. the list, mine and hers.

1) Janeane Garofalo
2) Laura Prepon
3) Johnny Depp
4) Angelina Jolie
5) Ashley Judd
5a) Christian Bale

i think her list goes something like:

1) Viggo Mortenson
2) Angelina Jolie
3) Joshua Jackson
4) Kenneth Branagh
5) Aaron Sorkin

do with that what you will.....

[lazarus]

36. Laura Prepon

Now that is the girl who should have played Mary Jane Watson.

[tigerbeat]

39. THANK YOU!

i was screaming that from the rooftops a couple of years ago.

alas, no one listened.

[lazarus]

42. you and me both, then

I was screaming that the minute I heard there was going to be a Spidey film.

And Larry Drake should have been Doc Octopus, dammit.

But Laura Prepon is freaking genetically engineered to be Mary Jane, tiger.

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. Five "dates" with Johnny Depp.

:7

[elfwitch]

38. My super cool list

1. Jon Stewart
2. Brendan Fraser
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. David Boreanaz
5. Nicholas Brendon OR David Duchovny (TIE for fifth)

My husband knows and fully understands. He even doesn't have a problem when I get all tingly feeling when I watch the Daily Show.

[Westegg]

40. Here's mine (and hey, this thread is awful, just AWFUL!)

Paris Hilton
Reese Witherspoon
Natalie Portman
Heather Graham
Joan Chen

[phillybri]

44. Yeah, and you're now a part of it....

Suffer, brother....SUFFER!!!

:evilgrin:

Very good list, though...

[Westegg]

46. I'm about to take a very cold shower...

...and scrub my flesh raw with Brillo pads. It's the least I could do...

[EV1Ltimm]

43. I know my wife's...

Johnny Depp
Sean Connery (Eww?!)
Viggo Mortenson (lord of the rings version)
Bob the bachelor
Jonathon Davis (from korn)

... but if *I* were to request a "free pass", she'd kill me.

Oh well, she's cute, she can get away with it.

[geniph]

45. My husband and I actually have the SAME list

These are the five people neither of us would kick out of bed, and both of us would happily share:

1. Antonio Banderas
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Johnny Depp
4. Salma Hayek
5. Brad Pitt

(yes, we're both somewhere near the middle of the Kinsey scale)

[phillybri]

48. Damn, I need to party with you some time!

:evilgrin:

[geniph]

50. Too bad you're on the other side of the country, eh?

(presuming PhillyBri indicates some relationship with Philadelphia)

:D

[phillybri]

54. Maybe so!

I'm actually in NC, but I grew up in Philly...

[proud patriot]

47. My list

Brad Pitt
Viggo
Cuba Gooding Jr
Russel Crowe
Woody Harrelson

his
Angelina Jollie
Faith Hill before the haircut
Hallie Barry

[SpiralHawk]

49. My list

(imagining each of them as they would have existed at, say, age 39 or 40 -- mature enough to be interesting, young enough to be at a peak of beauty, and experienced enough to meet the heart and the touch of a Master Lover* such as myself).

Liz Taylor
Marilyn Monroe
Susan Hayward
Carolyn Clay
Raquel Welch

*Trademark pending

[Nikia]

51. "They're famous" is not an excuse

I have a friend that broke up with his girlfriend when she went on the tour bus and had sex with the members of the group Iron Maiden back in their earlier days. She was all upset that he broke up with her over that after all they are famous. She didn't understand that wasn't an excuse.
I agree. I wouldn't just excuse my husband having sex with a famous woman more than him having sex with anyone else. I wouldn't have sex with a person because they are famous either.
I do think Brandon Boyd of Incubus is really hot. I saw him in person. Even if I did have the chance though, what is one sex act with a hot famous guy when you already have a hot guy who loves you more than anyone else in the world?

[ewagner]

52. No free pass here

I'm told that if I ever step out of line, those won't be FUZZY DICE hanging from my rear view mirror.

[beevul]

53. My list...

Claudia Cristian

Claudia Black

Selma Hayek

Kelly Lebrock

Lucy Lawless

Marilu Henner

Bebe Neuwirth (Lilith from cheers)

Star Trek 2 vintage Kirsty Alley

Tracy Scoggins (Lockley on B5)

Hart to Hart vintage Stephanie Powers.

Terry Farrell.

Yeah, I am attracted to brunettes and redheads



My GF's list

Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo

[MrsMatt]

55. Do you ever play the variation

where you are stranded on a desert island with three absolutely VILE people and you MUST have sex with one (and no choosing the sharks or suicide; no ex deux mechanica)?

For example:
Tom DeLay
Karl Rove
Donald Rumsfeld

Once you actually make a choice, that person leaves and is substituted with and equally noxious choice.

They don't have to be famous - just creeps

MrMatt hates this game, so I'm usually forced to play with friends.

[Fleshdancer]

58. I don't blame him for hating that game!

yuck! lol