Paris Hilton is writing a book!

[terrya]

I'm sorry if this has been posted already, but I had to post this.

Yes, eventually you might be able to go to your local Barnes and Noble to find out the words and "wisdom" of Ms. Hilton herself!

I enclosed a URL from thesmokinggun.com that is her book proposal. I particularly liked her 10 ways to live life "Only sleep on Eqyptian cotton with a 300 count". Oh, THAT'S what my life is missing!

Terry

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/parisbook1.html

[comradebillyboy]

1. she's literate?

who is writing it for her?

[commander bunnypants]

2. A big whatever

and it sounds like a snoozer book.

DDQM

[MercutioATC]

3. 300 thread count?? I'd expect her to be more discriminating...

300 is nothing...

http://secure.linensource.com/default.aspx?uid=DR4&CategoryID=&page=product&tlcode=KNC-32842

they make 600 thread count sheets too....very nice

[Karmadillo]

4. Go, Puff! Go!

n/t

[trof]

5. Get out!

What color crayon is she using?

[terrya]

6. Green, I suppose. The color of money.

Hell, if SHE can write a book, then I certainly can!

I'm not sure what book I would write, though.

Maybe "Secrets of the Democratic Underground"?

:-)

Terry

[arwalden]

7. How can a hotel in Paris write a book?

Did you mean that someone is writing a book ABOUT the Paris Hilton?

-- Allen

[blondeatlast]

8. Do publishers accept manuscripts in crayon? Maybe that' waht I'm

doing wrong...

[wysimdnwyg]

9. I'm sorry, but

Penthouse Letters does not count as a "book".

:evilgrin:

[Robb]

10. Gonna be a good book

I've seen the galleys: