What does it mean when a cute lady gives you a meat grinder?
asthmaticeog
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Fri Feb-01-08 11:47 PM
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What does it mean when a cute lady gives you a meat grinder?
Anyone who makes a sausage joke is a COMPLETE lamer.
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Fri Feb-01-08 11:49 PM
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buy a bus ticket. get on the bicycle and pedal as fast as you can hide in the shed
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Fri Feb-01-08 11:50 PM
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2. She wants to grind your......
Nah, can't say it! :scared:
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Sat Feb-02-08 09:20 AM
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11. I admire and appreciate your restraint.
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Fri Feb-01-08 11:51 PM
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Fri Feb-01-08 11:53 PM
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4. It means you're super lucky, homie...
Jealous! Send me some sausage!! :rofl: And, looking most fine, my friend... :loveya:
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Fri Feb-01-08 11:58 PM
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I must resist the sausage-joke trap you've set for me, you wily minx. And thank you kindly for the most welcome compliment, ma'am. :blush:
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Fri Feb-01-08 11:55 PM
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5. Her name is not Lorena Bobbitt, is it? :-) I'd say steer clear!
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Sat Feb-02-08 12:22 AM
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7. Stick around and see what other archaic kitchen utensils she...
tosses your way... Or make some great Ham Salad and invite her over for some wonder bread and ham salad sandwiches while watching Dr. Phil and drinking Tang...
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Sat Feb-02-08 09:23 AM
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If it's to be Tang, then I guess I won't hold out for a citrus reamer. :shrug:
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Sat Feb-02-08 12:26 AM
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8. Thank your lucky stars she didn't give you an axe to go with it.
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Sat Feb-02-08 09:24 AM
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I didn't realize I even *had* lucky stars, but clearly they're doing the job, quietly, in the background. :hi:
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Sat Feb-02-08 12:32 AM
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9. It means she wants you to make her a burger.
Great beard, dude! It's you! :thumbsup:
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Sat Feb-02-08 12:35 AM
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she wants you to be the Sweeney Todd to her Mrs. Lovett? :shrug: :)
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Sat Feb-02-08 09:25 AM
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14. I can hardly wait for that film.
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Sat Feb-02-08 09:27 AM
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15. ahhhh, she didn't need/use it and you could/would?
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Sat Feb-02-08 09:57 AM
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16. Damn, you are a hottie!
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Sat Feb-02-08 10:08 AM
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19. The beard does look good on him.
And I say that, of course, in a purely objective way. :-)
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Sat Feb-02-08 03:15 PM
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Sat Feb-02-08 10:03 AM
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17. My God, that's an antique! She's given you a thing of great value...
make her a meatloaf, stupid!
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Sat Feb-02-08 10:06 AM
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18. Hey! I've been looking for one of those!
Edited on Sat Feb-02-08 10:07 AM by zanne
Does the bottom have a clamp grip or a suction grip?
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Sat Feb-02-08 10:51 AM
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I was about to congratulate you, until I saw you meant that literally.
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Sat Feb-02-08 03:43 PM
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25. I would say it means that someone is getting some
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28. The wurst is yet to come...?
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