Where did you put your WMDs?

[theorist]

Seriously, everyone wants to know!

[LiberalVoice]

1. In a tent in my garage...

with Ossama!

:D

[scarlet_owl]

2. Maybe they're under the bed.

That's where everything else ends up once the ferrets have decided it's theirs.

[AZCat]

3. The French took them

Darn surrender monkeys!

[BonjourUSA]

6. Yes, and we're hiding them under our berets

But don't talk about that because many american could believe it ;-)

[POed_Ex_Repub]

4. I left them in my other pants...

That's my story and I'm sticking with it. :P

[woofless]

5. I've been storin' them in the back side of my britches,

but they keep leakin' out.

[montana_hazeleyes]

7. The

dog ate 'em.

[VOX]

8. In my pocket, and yes, I'm glad to see *everyone*!!!

:nuke:

:hi:

[mykpart]

9. I stuffed them in my bra!

[Rowdyboy]

10. They're somewhere with my glasses

I keep misplacing things.

[terrya]

11. In my pants, baby! eom

[NoPasaran]

12. They must have been in my old car

when I traded it in

[ComerPerro]

13. Same place I keep my stash

Yes, I have been known to put WMD in my shoe and smuggle them into Phish concerts...


Wait. No. That could be taken out of context! Damn!!!!1