Obama coming to Wilmington on Sunday - go ahead, make your best toll joke

[LynneSin]

Get it all out - I know you freaks want to!

And if anyone is coming to Wilmington to see him, stop by my place first as I test out my new grill

:woohoo:

[taterguy]

1. These two toll booths walk into a bar . . .

Oh wait, you've probably already heard that one.

[Squatch]

2. Apparently, the only thing to do in Wilmington is visit

the Christiana Mall.

Wilmington has got to be the sleepiest city in the country.

[LynneSin]

6. Cleary YOU have a crappy tourguide to Delaware

go home - we don't want you!

[Squatch]

7. The beaches are nice.

My mom-in-law lives in Lewes, which is a nice little beach town. Rehoboth is cool in the off season. But Wilmington? Booooooooooooo-rrrrrrrrrriiiiinnnnng...

[TZ]

3. Poor Delaware....

They are such a small state to have to deal with OBAMA ATTACKS!!!!!:rofl:
Could you imagine if Hilary visited at the same time..the state might slide into the ocean!!!;-)

Actually thats cool. Obama was here last week and the line to see him speak was around the block. Lots of people were turned away...

[Flatline]

4. I wonder is he going to bring any Anti-Gay ministers with him this time?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. Change, anyone?

x(

[northzax]

14. DING!

you are now free to move about the country. we can all stop trying to come up with things now, this one's a winna! (and a chicken dinna)

[JVS]

8. I wish I could come by, but I don't have money for the toll

:-)

Actually, I don't have the time to travel several hundred miles.

[underpants]

9. Is there a grill toll?

[LynneSin]

10. Only if you want one of my Tuna steaks

so fricking fresh you could just skip the grill and eat them raw!

[underpants]

11. NO

SEX

THREADS


:P

[DarkTirade]

12. Eh, he can afford it.

[madinmaryland]

13. Has Biden endorsed anyone yet?

[northzax]

15. there goes the 32 million nt

[kwassa]

16. First rally held in stopped traffic on I-95.

looking at a sign somewhat like this:

[madinmaryland]

17. They've updated that sign...

[kwassa]

18. LynneSin is writing signs for them now????

[JVS]

19. We've got a nice place here!

[TZ]

21. I used to think the motto "Maryland is for Crabs"

was bad in several different ways..but "Welcome to Delaware..now STFU!" beats all...:rofl:

[LynneSin]

23. Perhaps I should take this to the Obama Rally

[madinmaryland]

27. You are going to tell Obama to STFU?

:rofl:

On edit: Drop that line in GD/P and then tell them you can't vote for Hillary because Ann Coulter is supporting her. They will come unglued!

[LynneSin]

22. Could you at least find a sign that is from THIS Millinium?

Mike Castle was so 80s as a Governor

:eyes:

[MissMillie]

20. what will you be grilling?

I'll be in Maine for Super Bowl Sunday, but I'm happy about your grill.


Don't fret about the toll roads, LynneSin. I drive a toll road to and from work every day. The alternative would add about an hour to my drive.

The good news is that I get to apply for a gas tax rebate twice a year.

[LynneSin]

24. I have no idea but it's gonna be nice out this weekend

http://delawareonline.weather.gannettonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=WEATHER01&City=Wilmington&State=DE

And I'm anxious to test drive my grill!

[Shakespeare]

25. It's a good thing he just broke fundraising records!

KIDDING, kidding. Are you going to see him? :hi:

[LynneSin]

26. Well he was kinda low man on the candidate poll

but I could perhaps take a walk over there if I'm not busy grilling and destroy dead morning glories

[Shakespeare]

28. Morning glories are Satan's flowers!

Pretty flower? NO. Noxious fucking weed. Somebody planted some years ago in the community garden where I used to have a plot, and that stuff was worse than kudzu. If you didn't rip it out as soon as you saw a little sprout, it'd take over your garden in about three hours.

[LynneSin]

29. yeah, it's kinda nuts where I live

She planted them but since she was relocated before the house was sold, the morning glories were NOT properly trimmed. We saw MG all the way up telephone polls, clothes lines and at least 5 neighboring lawns.

:scared:

[krispos42]

30. As you wish, Highness...

Voting in Delaware...







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