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BruinAlum Donating Member (565 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 11:25 PM
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What if hair grew on footballs?
Why did I log in to read GD04 today?

Of all the things I've lost, I shall miss my mind the most.
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kixot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 11:29 PM
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1. You think that's something?
Edited on Mon Feb-09-04 11:29 PM by kixot
What if FEET grew on HAIRBALLS?!?!??
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 11:31 PM
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2. What if hair grew on palms?
And I don't mean "to make THAT act more fun" (the concept is simply too ghastly to contemplate...)?

Hairy palms on hairy footballs. Too ghastly to contemplate, sorry...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 11:32 PM
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3. They'd look like the kid who grew up behind me
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 11:33 PM
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4. If hair grew on footballs,
would I need a special attachment for my flow-bee?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 11:35 PM
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5. This guy would be the quarterback
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AZCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 11:42 PM
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6. And I thought MY body hair was out of control!
LOL
Loved the pic!
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BruinAlum Donating Member (565 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 11:50 PM
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7. Ewwwwwww!
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-04 12:13 AM
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8. Football players would have to avoid

shoes with velcro fasteners? :evilgrin:
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