Oh, flvegan!!! Only 50 more days!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

You have 50 days to get out of this, so better start thinking, there, dude.

:bounce:

[LeftyMom]

1. Have I told you his dogs are sexist?

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Have I told you I'm bringing the MidloKidlos?

That poor guy. The 82nd Airborne can't handle them. I hope he has a tazer.

[flvegan]

3. Do you have any idea how many pitbulls I have?

No worries, mate.

[LeftyMom]

5. Sexist pitbulls, even.

:grr:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Good. Maybe that'll get them to shut up for more than 10 minutes.

[LeftyMom]

4. He doesn't need a tazer. He has pit bulls. And a fast car. And guns.

So if they act up, he can sic the dogs on them, shoot the tires out of the MidloVan and drive away.

[billyskank]

7. How fast?

I need figures.

[LeftyMom]

8. Real figures or metric?

[billyskank]

11. Oh, real ones, we measure distance in miles too.

Not like those continentals and Canadians.

[flvegan]

13. Zoom-zoom

Not "fast" but pretty quick:

http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/wagon/112_0610_2007_mazda_speed3

[billyskank]

14. I call it fast

You got mine beat.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Dude. He can't outrun the MidloVan. It's impossible.

[billyskank]

12. There goes the road warrior.

You! You can run! But you can't hide!

[malta blue]

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