You are old if..

[pstokely]

-You still go to the store to buy music
-read print media
-you actually wait for the evening network news
-don't get carded for alcohol
-you think today's Nickelodeon sucks compared to the Nick of your time
-you use the TV section of your paper for TV listings
-if you think RCA is a quality brand

Baldness has more to do with genetics than age, some people start balding in their teens

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I subscribe to roughly twenty magazines because you can't curl up on the

couch with the computer. (unless it's a laptop, which I currently don't own)