Do NOT do a Google image search for "elbows broken"

[Oeditpus Rex]

Or "kneecaps split" or "body burned away" or "limbs all hacked and mangled" or "head smashed in" or "heart cut out" or "liver removed" or "bowels unplugged" or "nostrils raped" or "bottom burned off" or "pen—"

[Call Me Wesley]

1. Chicken!

*kick* Chickennn!

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Look, you bastard!

You've got no candidates left!









:hide:

[Call Me Wesley]

5. Oh?

All right, we'll call it a sad day. :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Even sadder

:ryc:

[Call Me Wesley]

7. And the ones left behind:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Behind...?

Oh, me bum!

[Call Me Wesley]

9. At least you're on tv

and can start a career from there, like to appear on "Super Bum," "Iron Bum," "Big Bum," "Bum Swapping," etc. etc. Then you start to write books and collect all the bricks you ever wanted! :hoowoo:

Of course, you'll get the girls, too.



Her name's 'Angie.' She's German and made it to Chancellor.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I've been on Persian radio, too

Strewth!

[Call Me Wesley]

14. I know.

I always listen to you. You changed my life, honestly.



And one day, one day, I'll get you!

We apologize for getting off script. After we fire the writer, we'll be back. Now, please enjoy our upcoming program, "Nudity across the centuries."

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. But first, here's a rotten old BBC programme

[Call Me Wesley]

17. I was on it!

Here's proof:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. You aren't foolin' anyone, y'know

You were sneaking in there to insert a "Golden Age of Ballooning" suppository. :P

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Nah ...

It was worse ...



:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. IT'S NOT A BALLOON!

Lee J. Mercer is all dead in my sitting room with disease.

[Call Me Wesley]

22. Hello!

I'm Inspector Mercer. WHERE? WHERE?

[DS1]

10. Look, it's DENNIS!

and he's still being oppressed!

[Call Me Wesley]

12. I told you.

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, ...

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Oh, CRAP!

I could've been Pythoning on every single post about Kucinich.

:banghead:

[Call Me Wesley]

16. Listen.

Strange women shaking no hands is ...

:hide:

[Bucky]

3. For "kneecaps split" I got a picture of Elliot Gould & George Segal robbing a bank

The big stars of the 70s were so... small.

[Deep13]

4. Chickening out, buggering off, throwing in the sponge. nt

[FunkyLeprechaun]

21. Meh

Not as bad as "Abigail Folger" or "Ogrish".... the latter being one YOU SHOULD NOT GOOGLE. I gotta warn you!

I'm a curious googler... sometimes I lose sleep because I googled something truly awful with the safe-search-off option.

Curiously, the "elbows broken" results sprout a gold-lame clad model with only tiny bits on her milk duds.

(Before anyone takes offense, I'm a American/British female happily engaged to a male)