Dante's Inferno test - Take the Quiz and find out where you belong

[LynneSin]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[mikeytherat]

1. Awesome! Level One! LIMBO!

Thanks for the link. Once I clicked it, I was informed that I had already taken the test, and my score was Level 1: Limbo. No muss, no fuss, no test, and Level 1!

mikey_the_rat

[LynneSin]

2. whoopsies - well take it again

:eyes:

[mikeytherat]

3. No way! I'm a Level 1. I can escape easily.

Though I really do want to explore the lower levels.

mikey_the_rat

[Orsino]

19. See you at the pool!

Level one: Limbo

"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."

[mikeytherat]

42. Holy sh** - that pretty much describes my life.

Guess I've arrived.

mikey_the_rat

PS

Stein hoist @ Homer's place this Friday, 10:00ish

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. Fourth Level of Hell

ust before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

[zanne]

10. Wow! So what have you been up to lately? snicker. nt

[madinmaryland]

5. I'm going to be raptured, so why should I bother with this?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

7. Off of your Lithium drip again

:eyes:

[madinmaryland]

8. Pffth!

You keep that locked in your toll booth!

[krispos42]

34. Wrong smiley!

Here's the one that you need...

[sazemisery]

6. The Minotaur guards my level!

And I thought of myself as a pretty decent person.:-(

[zanne]

9. I've never been so insulted in my life!

The First Level of hell? I've worked alot harder at being evil than that!

[LynneSin]

11. I'm more evil than you are

:wow:

[zanne]

12. No you're not. I'm way more evil than you. nt

[LynneSin]

13. I don't think so - your puny ass landed in the first circle

Lightweight evil!

[zanne]

47. My evil can kick your evil's ass any day! nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

14. Third Level - I'm a Glutton

I also ranked high for lust and violence. Whoo-hoo!

[zanne]

48. I'm a glutton, but I only ranked first level!

That's just perfect. Why do these terrible things only happen to me?

[Deep13]

15. 6th level, City of Dis for the thought-crime of heresy.

[zingaro]

18. ...the sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes...

:)

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[youthere]

27. Looks like we can PARTAY! I'm in the sixth level too!

[BleedingHeartRN]

63. Looks like I'm in for a "burnin' ring of fire"

See you heretics in level 6!

[RebelOne]

88. I'll join the party. 6th level here, too.

[zanne]

49. Holy crap!

You must have answered the questions honestly!

[CBHagman]

16. This soul is bound for purgatory.

I'm sure the nuns at my parochial school would wholeheartedly agree.

[Inchworm]

17. Second Level of Hell

A wee bit lustful I reckon :)

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Purgatory Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 Lustful - Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very High
Level 7 Violent - High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Low
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:hi:

[LynneSin]

20. Hey - I'll see you there

We can hang out together!

[Inchworm]

22. Woot! I hear we get blown endlessly er something

can't wait!

:yoiks:

[Phillycat]

21. Whoa - Seventh Level of Hell

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

I think it was the one I answered that "some people just deserve to die" that put me over the edge. Heh. Plus apparently sexing it up with another lady in my past...

[youthere]

28. After reading your last paragraph...

I must be teetering between the sixth and seventh level. They threw me in with the heretics because I don't believe with God all things are possible.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

23. Purgatory, here I come!

This isn't bad. It's not good, but it's not bad. So so. More or less.

[CBHagman]

43. Hey, at least there's parole.

I'll see you there. :hi:

[suninvited]

24. Sixth level

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[av8rdave]

25. Level 2...I'm gonna get to do Cleopatra and Helen of Troy!

[NMDemDist2]

26. Seventh Level

I'm doomed......


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Sixth level.

Apparently I'm a heretic, who'da thunk it?

[SPKrazy]

30. Level 7

Level 7

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[TrogL]

55. me too

[Greyskye]

31. Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I'm a HERETIC, baby! :evilgrin:

[krispos42]

32. Second as well. "Virtuous Non-Believer"

My fate needs more cowbell...

[northzax]

33. hah level EIGHT, fools

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[LynneSin]

40. Let me guess - you said you like to be a pimp

I saw that question in there!

[Jamastiene]

81. Shit, somebody beat me.

Must try again. :evilgrin:

[FloridaJudy]

35. Limbo

I'm a "Virtuous Pagan".
:woohoo:
I look forward to the company! I'm gonna be hanging with my buds, Ghandi, the Dalai Lama and Starhawk...

[TZ]

57. Me too.

Aristotle is there too. I also apparantly have a lot in common with the level for heretics as well.....

[bikebloke]

36. Sixth Floor - Sporting Goods, Ladies Loungerie...

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


**Sounds like my apartment block.

[lizerdbits]

37. Level 6

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[rug]

38. Level 2, at least I'm in with the horndogs.

[LynneSin]

39. We're gonna have a DU meet-up in Level 2

seems there's a bunch of us there - why not make do with the situation

[harmonicon]

50. yeah, I'm a level 2er as well

It'll be hard to find each other, because it's completely black, but I'll try to remember to pack a flashlight with me when I die.

[Fox Mulder]

41. Level Seven

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assassins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgment, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Gonzo Gardener]

44. 7th level of Hell... and my lucky number!!!

:evilgrin:

[Hand]

45. Level 8--The Malebolge!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!1

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Jeebus, I haven't had that much fun in my life... :evilgrin:

[lightningandsnow]

46. First level of hell - Limbo

Damn... I need to live a little!

[RL3AO]

51. 6th level

[MonkeyFunk]

52. Level 7

but they seem to place an inordinate amount of weight on homosexuality. So at least I'll be down there with all the other cocksuckers.

[bigwillq]

53. Sixth Level

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[ceile]

54. Level 7

But I'm not a violent person, I swear!

[ScreamingMeemie]

85. Well, you won't be alone, and we'll finally get to meet.

That's my level too. It doesn't sound to bad...relatively speaking.

[sakabatou]

56. 6th

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[bluedigger]

58. Bah! Amateurs!

It's off to level 2 for me, but it appears to be a close call - check this shit out!


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

That's right - two extremes, one very high, and four highs! Beat that!

If you dare...

(See y'all there!:evilgrin::hi:)

[bridgit]

59. Your fate has been decided....You are one of the lucky ones!

Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

[CBHagman]

60. I tried answering it as I thought George W. Bush would...

...and look at the results I got.

By the way, I should mention that I assumed he reads Scriptures, believes in God, doesn't overindulge in food, etc., and would therefore not run afoul of sins such as gluttony. I also gave him the benefit of the doubt on things like seduction and taking the name of God in vain.

But I did assume he would believe in "bombing the hell" out of a country and that "Some people just deserve to die."

And so this is the answer I got about my theoretical George W. Bush:

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

[Tindalos]

61. First Level - Limbo

Yay! I always wanted to talk to Socrates.

[nickinSTL]

62. Sixth level- The City of Dis - heretics

Not too surprising, seeing as I'm a Heathen (follower of the ways of the Norse gods).

The rest of the results are fairly interesting as well:

Level - Who are sent there? - Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 (Limbo) - Virtuous Non-Believers - Moderate
Level 2 - Lustful - High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 - Violent - High
Level 8 (the Malebolge) - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 (Cocytus) - Treacherous - Low

Never thought of myself as highly violent, though. :shrug:

[Kutjara]

64. Yay! Level two, along with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra!

I'm definitely looking them up when I get there.

.............

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Extreme
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[triguy46]

65. Life's but a dream on Purgatory Lane!!!

[theredpen]

66. Purgatory

Burn suckaz!

[BlueJazz]

67. Level 6

[knitter4democracy]

68. Purgatory--a whole 'nother book instead.

Cool! :)

[Critters2]

69. Wow. Seventh Level of Hell. I've been doing something wrong!!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Madrone]

70. Wtf? I'm 7th level too.

Violent???? That result makes me want to rip somebody's fucking HEAD off. AND shit down their neck!! :grr:


lol - just kidding. But still... violent? WTF?

[I Have A Dream]

71. First Level of Hell - Limbo

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[u4ic]

72. Level 2 - Lustful

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Sounds like my average weekend...

[I Have A Dream]

73. Yes! That sounds like you!

:bounce:

:hi:

[u4ic]

77. I think I'm at level 3 tonight - gluttonous

:yoiks:


Hello, my dear friend! :hug: :loveya:

[BlueDissenter]

74. Limbo.....

here I come! At least there'll be smart people to talk with.

[unsavedtrash]

75. damn. Seventh Level of Hell

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

[Tuesday Afternoon]

76. purgatory

ok. whatever.

[TreasonousBastard]

78. I lied my ass of and the best you can do is Purgatory?

[leftofthedial]

79. Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Lustful

[Jamastiene]

80. Yeah, I'm bad. I'm bad.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assassins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgment, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

I especially liked this part:
Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe.

Yeah, I do like to use my tongue as much as possible. :evilgrin:

[jgraz]

82. Dammit, only got to level 6

Somebody really needs to write a Dante video game. I just know I can make level 9 with a little practice.

[BreweryYardRat]

83. 7th Level.

Thank you, Mr. Alighieri, for giving fundamentalism all that ammunition. :sarcasm:

Not bad as political critique, though.

[Mark46818]

84. 6th Level Dammit

i was hoping to do much worse. after all i have already put my reservation in for the televangelist wing. I expect that place to have the best parties and the most hookers.

[ScreamingMeemie]

86. Level 7

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


***but, it looks like I'm in good company. So, no complaints***

[MissHoneychurch]

87. Level 6

Didn't know I was so successful :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

89. level 2. fucking lust always gets me down

[MrScorpio]

90. I'm a horny bastard

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


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