My wife said she was going to get a "special outfit" for Valentine's Day

[underpants]

But I just checked the bank account and it indicates that the following was purchased
























Should I be worried? :shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Watersports!

:D

[KitchenWitch]

6. Allow me!

:spank::spank:

[SPKrazy]

2. only if she takes you underwater without one

and tries to keep you there while she has her way with you

you'll go out with either a smile or in a panic :shrug:

:rofl:

maybe she's taking you scuba diving or somethin' :think:

[underpants]

4. She only bought ONE!!!

http://www.noodlebug.demon.co.uk/ar/diving.htm

[TommyO]

3. Oooh, kinky!

[MonkeyFunk]

5. a bottle of beano would be a lot cheaper.

[underpants]

7. SO would a baseball bat!!!

:spank::grr:

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Dig the fins on that babe

I likes me a gal with big flippers

hubba hubba

[Richardo]

9. Beware of the arrow eels!

they look hungry! :scared:

[ThomCat]

10. Gotta love shops that will fake the receipts for you.

:)

She's probably getting you this...



You'd look great as a pirate. :P

[underpants]

11. Well you know it COULD be a boat!!!

but maybe that is asking too much