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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 03:46 PM
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So there I was at the grocery store, minding my own business
I kept running into this one lady who seemed to think I was stalking her. Just because I was wearing a cap. Sheesh! Can't a guy check out the cantaloupes anymore?

:rofl:

Bake
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 04:04 PM
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1. Maybe you were 'squeezing the Charmin' a little too much.
:7
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 04:07 PM
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2. LOL - I had a kind of similar thing happen once
I've noticed that when I go to the grocery store, I often seem to get on the same "shopping track" as someone who goes in at the same time I do. From the initial encounter getting carts, I find that I often see the same person five or ten times in the same trip. I once mentioned this to another shopper after I saw her for about the seventh time, and you'd have thought I'd landed on a UFO to kidnap her! She looked horrified, and carefully avoided me after that.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 04:22 PM
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3. Maybe you shouldn't have been holding that cucumber.
:evilgrin:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 04:26 PM
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4. That wasn't a cucumber ....
:evilgrin:

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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 04:43 PM
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5. d'oh!
:blush:
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 05:08 PM
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6. And don't you hate being called short?
like you could do anything about how tall you are.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 05:11 PM
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7. Yeah, dammit!
Just 'cause I'm not 6'6" is no reason to be hatin'!

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