Will all the DUzy Whores please raise your hands?

[KitchenWitch]

:D

[Danger Mouse]

1. what is a duzy whore?

does getting a duzy make me a whore?
if so, then i guess i'm a pretty big whore.
which should come as no surprise to anyone, especially not my myriad ex-girlfriends.
:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

3. ask lost-in-nj, she coined the term "DUzy Whore"

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. *Raises hand*

Checking in!

Glad to be here tonight!

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

4. I don't generally charge for them... :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. I don't either.

I guess that makes us DUzy sluts.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. I've got at least 10.

;)

[SPKrazy]

7. I've got a few

don't know if that makes me a DUzy whore

but maybe :evilgrin:

at least a DUzy pev

:rofl:

[Radio_Lady]

8. I get busy with movie reviews on Friday and haven't read many :-(

But the last couple of weeks, I got on a couple of times.

Hey, WHO you calling a WHORE?????? Kitchen Wench is about as far as I go...

No soap Radio Lady

[UrbScotty]

9. WHORE!

:D

[XemaSab]

10. w00t

:D

[SeattleGirl]

11. :Raises hand:

Me, me, me!!

:7

[bridgit]

12. pft! I am so into quality and *not* quantity...

[Richard Steele]

13. I kinda feel the need to chime in here- I NEVER charge money for getting y'all off!

Sure, I get a few DUzys almost every week...

OK, more than a few; I got 3 this week and EIGHT last week...
and a couple the week before that, just like EVERY week
since the day JeffR created the "DUzy" threads.

But I'm no whore- I'm just a socially-awkward jerk who uses
humor to ingratiate myself to you nice normal folks.

Heck, I actually tried to start a "DUzy Style"" series before JeffR
did. But I foolishly limited it to stuff that could be expressed in
pictures, so it lasted 3 editions and died unlameted.
I called it "DUers Say the Darndest Things"

Click my "DU Journal", it's all archived there.



Long story short- I'm no "DUzy Whore",
I'm just an old grey-haired LolSlut from way back...

I was debasing myself for cheap laughs before the DUzys ever came along,
and I'll be doing it long after they're gone.

[Swamp Rat]

14. Am I in de'basement

thread? :D

[Richard Steele]

15. Dammit!!!

I wish I had thought of the word "de'basement",
but I didn't!!!! That was the PERFECT word for my post!!!!!!
It was right there in front of me! CURSES! :argh:

As I approach 40, my brain functions are going downhill
faster than a well-oiled Jamaican bobsledder.

Swampie, if we ever meet face-to-face, please kindly remind me to be jealous of you, OK?

[Guava Jelly]

16. I get one about every 12,500 post

(I think they are rigged):eyes: Hell 98% of my post are Duzy's :dunce:

[Dr. Strange]

17. When Walken is president, you'll be getting your DUzy DUe.

When the cowbell is brought, we'll get what we ought!

[CGowen]

18. I still think I'm a virgin, I only got one by accident n/t

[MilesColtrane]

19. If only there some sort of objective DUzy whore benchmark, by which we could judge...

I propose the DUzy Whore Cutoff Criterion Integral, or DUWCCI.

This is simply your total number of DUzys divided by your total posts.

Since I have one DUzy for every 103.565 posts, that would give me a DUWCCI of .009655.

For your consideration, I would further propose that one cannot be considered a DUzy whore with a DUWCCI of less than .01 (thus sparing me the shame).