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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:10 PM Original message |
Who are the pathetic douchebags who actually watch infomercials? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. According to a comedian, they're the same ones who -will- take the time to answer a telephone poll |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:12 PM Response to Original message |
2. Pathetic, infomercial-watching douchebags for the most part, I'd guess. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'M BILLY MAYS!!! |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:18 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. why does he shout all the time? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:24 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. And why does he think he's Fonzie? |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. and his hair and beard color are sooooo fake. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:34 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. All I can think when I see him is... |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 12:24 AM Response to Reply #7 |
25. I bought the Hercules Hook and I think it's great. But I didn't watch a whole |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:27 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. And why are commercials louder than regular programming? nt |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:56 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I hate that too..but it could be worse |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:43 PM Response to Reply #8 |
18. Believe it or not, I think that we can thank Reagan for that |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
19. He shouts because he puts on too much after-shave. They always go hand in hand. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 02:50 PM Response to Reply #3 |
31. Billy Mays |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
4. the same ones that watch cooking shows on the Discovery channel |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
6. I can't help it, the cable was out |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:55 PM Response to Original message |
10. SOMEONE watches the Home Shopping Network |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:52 PM Response to Reply #10 |
22. The neighbor who plays I Spy With My Beady Little Eye |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 05:47 PM Response to Reply #10 |
34. It's my sister. |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:30 PM Response to Original message |
12. Douchebags who can't sleep |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
13. (you're watching an infomercial, aren't you?) |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
14. Does falling asleep before they come on and |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Nobody ever went broke underestimating... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
17. Guthy Renker is the force that holds the universe together |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:47 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Really? I thought it was Billy Mays's MIGHT PUTTY. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:53 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. MIGHTY PUTTY is simply an avatar of Guthy Renker |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:58 PM Response to Reply #17 |
24. I will prove that Guthy Renker has a disease all in my house! |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
21. People who decorate their houses with prints by Thomas Kinkade. |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 02:43 PM Response to Reply #21 |
30. okay |
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last_texas_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
26. Not me |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
27. Ummm |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 04:30 AM Response to Original message |
28. Er. I watch them when I have insomnia for a laugh |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 06:27 AM Response to Original message |
29. Depends on how much pot I've had... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
32. If I didn't watch them, I would never have purchased my chia pet. |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
33. Drunks |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
35. I sometimes get messmerized by the salespeople. I just find their |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-26-08 07:47 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. I do like that Australian guy who's just so dad-gummed EXCITED by everything! |
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