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Yes dear friends, there are rumblings afoot. The Hillary haters are starting to insinuate, and perhaps it already has happened beyond the scope of my vision, that, yes indeed, Bill Clintons penis, less than affectionately known as the Clenis, will make its triumphant return to the boards of DU.
The Clenis, the source of all evil power in the universe, that which has, according to all things Republican, led us into a pit of despair and ruin, will reappear, dug up like some cursed relic Indiana Jones might have risked his life to obtain. You know. Just to keep it out of the hands of the Nazis. I mean, really, can you imagine the Clenis in the hands of the Nazis? Well, if you can, we should never meet, because your brain goes places without an airbag.
In honor of the Clenis return, I thought it might be nice to honor the Clenis with a little game.
Take any movie, book or song title, dialogue from movies, TV, commercials, song lyrics, whatever and substitute the word Clenis. Since we are liberals, please feel free to substitute liberally.
As is the custom, the OP shall start.
From Ghostbusters...
RAY: If these readings are correct, we're looking at a PKE surge of huge, even dangerous proportions.
WINSTON: Wait, what do you mean dangerous?
EGON: OK. Let's say that this Clenis represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York metropolitan area. From the readings taken this morning, we're looking at a Clenis 30 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds.
WINSTON: That's a big Clenis.
RAY: (nods)
PETER: Well, we just had a visit from the Environmental Protection Agency... How's the grid holding up?
RAY: Not good.
WINSTON: Tell him about the Clenis.
PETER: (turns to Ray) What about the Clenis?!
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