Mmmm gonna need some help thinking one of these up (CAPTIONS)

[underpants]

[afraid_of_the_dark]

"First question, Mr. President. What is your name?"

Dubya: "Darnit, they always start out with the tough questions!"

[ewagner]

1. Dubya is thinking:

Manufacturing jobs? No...they're gone
IT jobs?....nah...can't say that either...
OKAY...GOT IT...WALMART FOR EVERYBODY!

[Richardo]

2. "I got it made...the 21st sentry lasts a long time...years even!"

"They can't pin me down jest 'cause it didn't happen this year. Can they? No matter, Jeb and Diebold got it in the bag for me."

[Westegg]

3. "Hmm...Garsh. Oh wait, I know:

"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.' Heh-he-heh."

[underpants]

4. Lessee jobs in the 21st century...well I've got one...so that's one

:bounce:

[Richardo]

8. you've capured his penchant for tautology perfectly, U.P

"When I was young and reckless, I was young and reckless"
etc
etc
etc
:puke:

[cosmicdot]

12. great picture for captions - classic even .... tautology : )

:bounce:

[kmla]

5. "Man, I hate 'cipherin' in my head..."

"...carry the two, that makes...."
"...subtract 7"
"...plus these 4"
"...Is 2.8 million alot? That's how many jobs that have been lost? Tain't that many. To me, at least."

[Bronco69]

6. "Let's see,

if I start my speech by saying 'Attention K Mart Shoppers' maybe they'll know what kind of jobs I'm gonna talk about."

[Scurrilous]

7. " Gosh Darnit...

...I've gone and stuck my earpiece into the wrong orfice again."

[wysimdnwyg]

9. OK, let's see here...

That's Gorge. Naw, um, Gorg. Dangit! Goerg. Dog-gonit, this is hard!

[LastKnight]

10. "i think the seposatory that uncle dick gave me is kicking in..."n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. 21st century starts with 2100, right?

Or is it 2101?

[cosmicdot]

13. laughing out loud ... great posts above

:hi:

[cosmicdot]

14. W spreching: And, as I gaze down at these here employment figures ...

(to self) ... damn, there ain't no jobs ...