Stallone vs. Chuck Norris: Who wold win in a fight with their tagteam repuke candidate

[LynneSin]

Stallone just endorsed John McCain

What next? Jean-Claude Van Damme endorses Mitt Rommey? Charles Bronsan endorses Rudy Giuliani?

[mainegreen]

1. Jean-Claude Van Damme would hug a tree and then kick all their asses.

[madinmaryland]

2. Ben Stein/Ron Paul?

[SteppingRazor]

3. Please. We all know Chuck Norris would win.

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

[montanto]

4. LOL

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

5. Chuckabee, no doubt

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[Crazy Dave]

6. Stallone

All that kick boxing and karate shit ain't gonna do you no damn good against a bazooka or a grenade.

[hellbound-liberal]

7. Bronson would have to phone in that endorsement from beyond the grave.

He died in 2003. Stallone just dropped a few pegs with that endorsement.