Surgery Was Succesful...

[Pierre.Suave]

I just had to surgically remove a paper jam from my printer. After much dissecting and careful prying and pulling, I finally retrieved the errant piece of paper causing the jam. After being screwed and snapped back together, ink cartridges back in place, it passed a print test with flying colors.

All reports indicate it will from this point on function within normal operating limits.

[originalpckelly]

1. You made me feel bad for you asshole!

Not funny, not funny at ALL!

[originalpckelly]

2. OK, it was mildly funny.

Alright, I'm laughing.

Gdamnit, you're lucky I'm laughing, or I'd have to cast asparagus at you!

[Pierre.Suave]

3. Around here...

you need a catchy thread title or no one will even look at your thread.

and Come on, it was a bit funny.

[originalpckelly]

4. See post #2

I'm falsely offended.

[Pierre.Suave]

5. I saw that after...

I posted my rebuttal.

edit: and I have been working on this since noon, give me a break.

[originalpckelly]

6. Yes, I'm glad you saw if after.

I love to see people get nervous and worry that they did something improper.

That's even funnier than your joke.

[Pierre.Suave]

7. You did not make me nervous

infact I was annoyed, because I thought you were serious. I was about to reply to your post with this smiley :eyes: and disbelief that anyone could be that easily offended....

but I didn't.

[flvegan]

8. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Samir: Piece of shit.

[Pierre.Suave]

9. AND that printer got what it deserved too...