Scientists Identify 91 Ways To Successfully Cheat On Your Partner

[matcom]

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SCIENTISTS have identified 91 ways of keeping an adulterous affair secret - or how to fool your partner.

The very signs that make a marriage look rock-solid can also be signs that it is on the rocks.

Psychologists found that one of the most effective ways for a man to keep his wife from suspecting he is having affair is simply to pretend greater interest in her and their future together.

And a woman should beware the man who talks about spending "quality time" together, as this can be the hallmark of a cheat.

Meanwhile, a husband should be wary of a wife who suddenly demands more sex, seems unusually attentive and wears her wedding ring more often than before.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8636718%255E13762,00.html

[arwalden]

1. Oh That's Nice... I'm Doomed!!

The signs of a marriage in trouble are similar to the signs of a happy couple in a marriage that's actually working. Oh dear!

-- Allen

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. My BS detector just blew up.

:puke:

[Shanty Oilish]

3. I have a question...

When a wife "suddenly demands more sex, seems unusually attentive and wears her wedding ring more often than before"---

which partner is cheating, the husband or the wife?

[Az]

4. Makes sense

When people lie they attempt to cover it by overcompensating. Thus they try to be the uberhusband or wonderwife. They will make sure to flaunt the traditional tokens of a committed relationship.

[Robb]

5. So if I want her to demand more sex,

and be more attentive, I should encourage an affair? :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

6. I thought there were only 50 ways

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You don’t need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee

Wait, that's 50 ways to leave your lover, nevermind....

[Shanty Oilish]

7. Kick for late sleepers and the not-home-yet

:kick:

[ClintonTyree]

8. Was this study..............

federally funded? I imagine it was the request of Neil Bush, he's still got a little pull in Washington.

[Fenris]

9. I'm glad science is doing something useful.

Still no cure for cancer, but here's a way you can fuck around and not get caught!

:eyes:

[afraid_of_the_dark]

10. If this hadn't come from outside of the US...

I would have thought it had something to do with the Marriage Initiative. It just sounds like something Shrub would do: make it look like it's working on the outside, when on the inside it's completely messed up.