I know what you did last summer!

[AlienGirl]

:evilgrin:

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

1. I know what you did too...

I bet you had a gas at summer camp; didn't you? :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

2. As opposed to you...

You were just aimlessly hanging around...

[everythingsxen]

3. Well..

Last summer I just did my job... and in the end it turned out to be one big pain in the neck!

I was working in a travel office, I'm sure I found you some really convenient schedules for a train trip. We had really good specials for one-way tickets.

[AlienGirl]

4. Oh, you spent the summer partying...

You were partying down with Nicole, wearing your bling-bling ring, and cultivating the hair-tuft into an anglerfish style. I just know it!

Your travel office sucked ass, btw! You only sold tickets east. And there were no upgrades! *grumble*

[everythingsxen]

5. Well..

*I* spoke to the management about that. I wanted to start doing vacation packages to exotic African islands.. but they would have nothing to do with it. They just wanted to stick with the train business going east. I did have a lot of responsibility last summer though. I was also responsible for managing a chain of summer camps that the company owned. :evilgrin:

What did you do though? You just sat around while I and my staff worked our asses off trying to get you a first-rate vacation package. In the end I think we found the cheapest way to do it was to give you a medical discount.

[AlienGirl]

6. Ahh, but...

You eventually won an exciting vacation in a desert climate, complete with private accomodations. In fact, you got the Surprise Trip! "Surprise! You're going on a trip!"

(I can't think of any farther to take this thread...but you can bet I'm trying to find an appropriate song for you at Dare-Eoke!)

[everythingsxen]

7. I bet you found...

your accommodations at summer camp to be simply shocking didn't you?

[AlienGirl]

8. I heard

I heard that your surprise vacation put you at the end of your rope...

[everythingsxen]

9. Yeah..

It seems a lot of people thought the vaction packages I had given their family and friends were bad deals. *shrug* I was only doing my job. It was the companies fault, not mine.

[AlienGirl]

10. You kept selling...

After your division manager told you the vacation package was recalled!

[everythingsxen]

11. It was such a good deal...

how could I not!

Besides, we all know the CEO wanted me to keep selling that package. It was just one of the junior execs who thought the deal was too good.

[AlienGirl]

12. The CEO?

The CEO was so wacked-out on speed and cocaine, how could you have any idea what he thought? The junior exec knew the vacation packages were giving the company a bad reputation. You should've listened to her!

[everythingsxen]

13. Screw that!

I signed on with the company in the first place to make sure that the right people were getting the deals they deserved. (haha.. deals.. haha)

I made sure they got the purr-fect deals.

[AlienGirl]

14. You said DEAL!

*giggling insanely* Deal means penis!

"Eat your peanuts!"

[everythingsxen]

15. I got a peanuts for you...

:P

[AlienGirl]

16. I noticed!

:P

[everythingsxen]

17. Kekeke

You are a bad ox. I am a bad dragon though too...

[AlienGirl]

18. Hey, I couldn't help noticing...

It is rather prominent, y'know!

[everythingsxen]

19. Well..

You.. umm.. are.. uhh..

You've got cooties! :P

[AlienGirl]

20. *tossing cooties at you*

So do you! But the difference is you got's BOY cooties and I got's GIRL cooties!

[everythingsxen]

21. Eeep..

So.. what happens if our cooties mingle?

Will it create super-cooties?

[AlienGirl]

22. No, silly

Everyone knows girl-cooties and boy-cooties fight!

[everythingsxen]

23. Well..

Whens a good time to have them duke it out? We could sell pay-per-view tickets. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

24. Cootie Battle!

I like it!