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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:42 PM
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Every minute of every hour of every day, I dream about sex.
Does that make me a pev?

;)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:44 PM
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1. Nah, makes you normal.
Like me.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:48 PM
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3. Normal like you, huh?
Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 03:50 PM by billyskank
:woohoo:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:17 PM
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32. That is not normal.
He is a goddamn pev.

Not that I'm complaining, mind. :blush:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:44 PM
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2. Lucky you.
I just took a nap and dreamt of getting in a fight with the landlady over my dog.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:49 PM
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4. Actually my sleeping time is different.
I daydream about sex, but it is quite rare for me to dream of it in my sleep. At that time I dream of wierd shit. Like you, apparently.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:50 PM
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5. A Provincial Episcopal Visitor?
I doubt it--you don't even seem like a typical Anglican if you think about sex THAT much.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:52 PM
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8. The fundies think of sex most of all, though.
It is quite obvious.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:55 PM
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13. AHEM--what is a PEV, billyskank?
I went with the only definition I could find quickly.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:55 PM
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15. Oh!
Lounge-speak for a perv.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:56 PM
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16. You mean, that's actual lingo around here?
I thought you were just making another dumb typo. :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:57 PM
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19. My typos are never dumb.
They are carefully crafted, every one. :D
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:55 PM
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14. Us Episcopalians know God trusts us
He trusts us enough to let us take summers off church.

So we're pretty chill.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:56 PM
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17. That's cool.
Winter is a good time for chastity. Let it all hang out during the summer.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:51 PM
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6. My dear billyskank!
You must be good at multi-tasking!

How could you get any work done otherwise?

Oh, and to answer your question: You sound like a normal male to me!

:hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:53 PM
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10. It's kind of like background noise, Peggy.
You can ignore it when you have to do stuff like driving. :hug:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:52 PM
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7. I think I'm going to give up even thinking about it. (nt)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:53 PM
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11. If you find a method that works please let me know.
:loveya:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:58 PM
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21. Just give up...
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:58 PM
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22. Like smoking?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:01 PM
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24. Or anything else... yeah.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:01 PM
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25. Well, I did manage to quit smoking.
What do you think are my chances?
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:53 PM
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9. All normal men are pevvy horn dogs
God Bless You!

:patriot:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:54 PM
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12. Thank god!
:D
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:11 PM
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27. That's what makes
you guys so fun and irritating at the same damn time!

:D

:rofl:

:hug:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:57 PM
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18. You need to get laid
But this is for you in case your date is merely an appendage:

http://www.maj.com.nyud.net:8090/gallery/J-2/NonLEGO/hello.jpg

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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:58 PM
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20. I certainly do
but I couldn't see your image.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:59 PM
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23. Wow...I was wondering my pet dromedary started limping...
...apparently he lost a digit and I didn't even notice.

;)
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:03 PM
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26. Why is it that some folks can view this but others can't?
firewalls and such? Hey Billy, the operative word in Bicoastal's post is "dromerdary" :rofl:
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:14 PM
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28. Only if it happens during a GOP debate.
But that wouldn't be your fault. They were probably dressed too provocatively, especially Huckabee.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:15 PM
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30. It was the stimulus package that did it for me.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:33 PM
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42. heh. nothing like a stimulated pa...oh! Stimulus.
my bad
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:15 PM
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29. That makes you male.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:16 PM
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31. That is reassuring.
Thanks. And :hi:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 06:26 PM
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33. YOU TOO?
25hours a day, 8days a week..........:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 06:53 PM
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34. I thought I read somewhere that men think about sex every 4 seconds
so you're a bit behind the curve! :hug: :hi:

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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 06:57 PM
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35. That makes you a normal horndog. nt
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 07:00 PM
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36. Do you also wear ADIDAS?
"All Day I Dream About Sex"
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 07:02 PM
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37. yes
you want I should kick your perverted ass?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 02:53 PM
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38. That'll change

in about 40 or 50 years.


And ~ No. It doesn't make you a perv.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 02:58 PM
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39. What page did you resurrect this from??
:rofl:

:hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:01 PM
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40. I don't know where it was ... I went_a_lookin' for ya.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:02 PM
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41. THAT WORD!
:rofl:

LostinVA will be so proud of you!

:hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:36 PM
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45. Heh.
It's when you start using it in conversation that you need to be worried.

:hug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:35 PM
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43. sex is over rated
*washes mouth out with last night's beer*

I don't believe I typed that!! :banghead:

:silly:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:36 PM
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44. Oh good, at least I'm not missing out on much then.
;)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:39 PM
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46. That's what I keep telling myself too.
Makes the nights more bearable.

:banghead:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:39 PM
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47. ........
Hey. :hug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:44 PM
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52. Awww
:hug:

That's ok. Inchy says sex is over rated anyway. :P
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:42 PM
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51. Hey you
Do understand that I was just kidding.

Well, umm, errr... by over-rated I'm mean on a scale from 1 to 10, I'll rate it as a 13.

:yoiks:

Hope all is well with you and yours.

:hug::loveya::hug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:45 PM
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53. Oh I know
I'm just being sildy.

:P

I'm hanging in there buddy.

:hug:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:40 PM
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48. It makes you a horny male
about like me :D
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:40 PM
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49. You had to think about that sentence when you typed it so you were not
thinking about sex then except maybe in the back of your mind.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:42 PM
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50. You're right. It's not constant,
just very frequent.
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