Put what you do for work in terms

[boston bean]

that no one will understand.

[MrCoffee]

1. Sinking undulations of faint praise heaped upon the heads of the insouciant

[boston bean]

2. r u a professioanl bullSh*t artist?

[flvegan]

4. It's his hobby, too.

[flvegan]

3. I could explain it 10 ways nobody would understand

using my honest-to-gawd job description.

[Ptah]

5. carving metal.

[boston bean]

6. let me guess are you a magnet maker? nt

[boston bean]

7. I thought you said craving metal. so sorry my mistake. nt

[Ptah]

24. I crave metal to carve.

[mainegreen]

8. assemblage canalisation alongside guarantee establiment modus operandi assaying.

[boston bean]

11. A nurse? nt

[mainegreen]

12. Not even close.

[boston bean]

26. you do something with tubes?

[mainegreen]

28. Well, some people call them tubes.

They get made fun of for doing so though!

[no name no slogan]

9. I Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

[boston bean]

14. do you prove it daily? nt

[Robb]

10. Piss off the same six people every week

Or, alternately, six different people in the same manner each week.

[Deep13]

13. I destroy the hope of a select class of citizens. nt

[TZ]

15. color change analyst

To put it ultra simply.

[sazemisery]

16. free the downtrodden from their chains

or as some say, we feed on the misfortunes of others.

[Left Brain]

17. Grunt

with a capitol "G."

[HERVEPA]

18. Walk the earth while preparing code despite the fact that my

species was wiped out millions of years ago.

[evlbstrd]

19. I make the shit people throw away.

[formerrepuke]

20. "consultant"

[av8rdave]

21. Compensated conveyance

[Danger Mouse]

22. Providing therapeutic crisis intervention and collaborative problem solving

for my classified ED clients.


Well, anyone in 'the business' would understand these terms...but perhaps to someone outside of it, it would seem confusing?

[Mz Pip]

23. Ruining the lives

of teenagers and their families.

Ah, the power!

Mz Pip
:dem:

[azmouse]

25. My work is unappreciated and uncompensated.

[LanternWaste]

27. Enabling the further exploitation of the working class

Enabling the further exploitation of the working class by the establishment through a clever system of colors, fonts, catch phrases and commodities.

[Throd]

29. I pollute the landscape with crass commercial messages

[Burma Jones]

30. I help regulate government sleepers and government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts

I do this with the Marine Corps......

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. I use EFCs and FAFSAs to award students, and the A-133 happens

each year to make sure we didn't screw up. I also reallocate unfunded aid and reconcile everything.