Do you have a favorite limerick?

[Bertha Venation]

With sincere thanks to Rita Mae Brown, here's mine:

Nymphomaniacal Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

[onebigbadwulf]

1. okay

there once was a man from alsas
whose ball were made out of brass
when he banged them together
they played stormy weather
and lightning came out of his ass.

[AirConditionedGypsie]

2. Sounds like William Wallace???

<<<lightning came out of his ass>>>

[EstimatedProphet]

3. With apologies to SNL and Jane Curtin

Who did a Weekend Update skit on the Humor of Mao-Tse Tung:

There was a young girl from Nantucket,
Whose * was the size of a bucket.
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
And actually thought she could pluck it!

[Fridays Child]

4. Mrs. Covington worries no more...

Though the mister continues to snore
Her nights sleepless forgotten
With small pieces of cotton
She now turns two deaf ears to the roar

[Bossy Monkey]

5. I believe it was Ogden Nash who said:

There once was a man from Quebec
Who was buried in snow to his neck
When asked, "Is you friz?"
He replied, "Yes I is,
but we don't call this cold in Quebec."

And thanks for asking! :)

[SmileyBoy]

6. OK, here's a naughty one:

There once was a man from Sydney
Who could get it up to her kidney
But a man from Quebec
Could get it up to her neck,
He had a big one, didn't he???

[Lostmessage]

7. What's the one about Nantucket?

:shrug:

[SmileyBoy]

8. There once was a man from Nantucket...

Who's **** was so long he could suck it...

That's all I know of that one.

[Lostmessage]

9. Oh yes

I have a dirty mind shame on me.

[Djinn]

10. know the rest

but think it may get me banned - to many sex related bits!
suffice it to asy it involves his grin, his chin and his ear

[woofless]

12. said he with a grin

while wiping his chin
If my ear were a c--t I would f--k it!

[Fridays Child]

13. I thought it was about what part of his anatomy he carried in a bucket.

?

[woofless]

11. Variation of your first one.

A do-it-yourselfer named Alice.
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And part of her anus in Dallas.

Zen limerick:

There once was a man who said "Though
It seems that I know that I know,
What I would like to see
Is the "I" that knows "Me"
When I KNOW that I know that I know.

Thank you Alan Watts.