Captain and Tennille are stuck in my head...

[WillParkinson]

Please kill me.

[MrCoffee]

1. An icepick to the temple is the only thing that can save you

I'm sorry, but it's for your own good

[WillParkinson]

2. Well gee...

I might actually have to...girl comes along, singing a song, don't mess around, you just gotta be strong...consider it.

[calico1]

3. NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Now you got them stuck in my head.

:puke: :hurts: :banghead:

[WillParkinson]

4. It is a universal truth...

Misery loves company.

:hug:

[calico1]

6. Love...

Love will keep us together....

See what you did? :P

[formerrepuke]

5. I was at a concert of theirs a few years back (at a corporate retreat...

...so its not like I paid for it), and the Captain was railing against Rush Limbaugh in one of his brief monologues. That kind of made up for the treacly music.

[hisownpetard]

7. Careful that the brass buttons on his blazer don't scratch the inside of your noggin.

[kentauros]

8. Maybe this will help get your mind off of it...

Quiero Estchar Tu Mano (Los Xochimilcas)

:P

(from April Winchell.com)

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

9. Several, and by that I mean at least 20,

years ago I stumbled across those 2 on some TV show or concert or something and she sang "You make me feel like a natural woman" and she nailed it! I get the feeling the crap on the radio was designed to sell records and not a true reflection of her ability to sing.......... :shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

39. Her voice is one of the best out there.

Too bad she got stigmatized with '70s pop music.

[mopinko]

10. just get an ipod

i used to suffer from that same earworm. the worst. but now i have an ipod, which, since it blast right not your ears, drives the worms out.
othewise, yeah, i gotta go with the icepick.

[Bake]

11. How 'bout this one then? MUSKRAT LOVE!!!!!

Eat it!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bake

[Orsino]

12. I thank you for your sacrifice...

...but if we kill you, they would escape.

[WillParkinson]

13. But...but...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Orsino]

14. That's Toni talking.

The sound of her agony is exquisite.

[Iggo]

15. Get thee to the one-hit wonder thread.

It'll fix what ails ya.

[mzteris]

16. gee thanks!

Now they're stuck in MY head!

:grr: :nuke:

[WillParkinson]

17. Couldn't help it...

Do that to me one more time, once is never enough...

[mzteris]

18. Love will keep us together . . .

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[CreekDog]

19. Actually, Love Will Keep Us Together is a great cover

it would be an earworm, but i don't think of it often enough for that to happen.

[WillParkinson]

20. I went to sleep singing it...

And woke up thinking about it.

It's gonna be a looooong night.

[Deja Q]

21. Ah, but once they get out the washcloth, it becomes a different story...

:hide:

[GigiMommy]

22. DRAT! All I did was LOOK at the name of this thread and...

"Love...love will keep us together..." THANKS A LOT. :banghead: :grr: :banghead:

[allalone]

23. I feel your pain

[blondie58]

24. I am so sorry

the only remedy is to put something else on- Tony Orlando and Dawn, perhaps?

[Canuckistanian]

25. Quick! Listen to some ABBA!

And the recovery time from an ABBA earworm is quicker.

[Catshrink]

26. you poor bastard, you are so screwn

[lost-in-nj]

27. There is an operation for this you know.....

He states that the brain was extracted by poking a hole in the thin bone at the top of the nostrils, the ethmoid bone. A large bronze needle with a hooked or spiral end was used to perform this procedure. However, it has never been clear how such a large organ was removed through such a small hole. It had been speculated that the Egyptians would insert this hook through the nose and the brain could be pulled out in pieces. It proved very difficult to remove using this method. Ronn and Bob improvised. With the corpse lying on its back, they inserted the hook through the nose and managed to pulverize the brain tissue into an almost liquid state. Then they turned the body over onto its stomach, and the liquefied brain tissue drained out through the nostrils. Palm wine and frankincense was used to flush and clean the cranial cavity.





lost

[sakabatou]

28. Well you can always watch this captain...

[Hand]

29. Good. Keep them there and don't let them out.

This is most altruistic of you!

[Aristus]

30. Toni Tennille went to dance school with my mother when they were both kids

in Montgomery, Alabama. Her last name was Tennel back then.

[WillParkinson]

31. Cool

It's always nice to be able to say, "I knew them when..." Were they friends or just acquaintances?

[Aristus]

32. Just acquaintances, I think.

There is a large group photograph of the class, and they're both in it, but that's it, pretty much.

[Generic Brad]

33. How bad is it?

Muskrat love will keep us together bad?

[WillParkinson]

36. Love...

Love will keep us together. Think of me babe, whenever, some sweet talkin' girl comes along, singing a song...

And it's been 3 days now.

That bad.

[RoyGBiv]

34. Here ya go ...

Watch this half a dozen times, and you should be dead.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-38oelOufDc

Or this one should just kill you instantly ...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YvJKV2f-yqA&feature=related

[WillParkinson]

37. I hate you

Skittles will have to settle for beating you for me.

[Skittles]

35. you want I should beat the Captain and Tenille out of you, Will?

I Will you know :rofl:

[WillParkinson]

38. No, but if you don't mind...

RoyGBiv needs a smacking around.