Your Meet The Press AWOL haiku. please

[Bundbuster]

chimp feces hurled forth
sunday's peace shattered by smirks
founding fathers weep

[burythehatchet]

1. Sunday is my day

Sunday is my day
Could not stomach the asshole
Ignored him today

[teach1st]

2. let me step back

let me step back
A madman is dangerous
with war on my mind

[PassingFair]

3. Haiku you!

Green flightsuit package
so obviously padded
his pants are on fire

[Fovea]

4. haiku

I knew it would suck
and nothing could top SOTU
One Word: Thorazine.

[nostamj]

5. here's one

i'm not gonna lose.
all dangerous madmen know--
the word is anthrax.

[Karenina]

6. A fork or an eletronic temperature probe?

*Clown going down
ripping the masks off
death-dealing PNAC parasites

[asthmaticeog]

7. OK, here goes

Chickenshit "soldier"
Not there for his physical?
Pass the nose candy.

I can't help but laugh
at Chimpy-boy's non-answers,
but why's HE smiling?

Failure to produce
documents of his service.
"Honorable?" Suuuuuuuuure.

Call placed to daddy.
Wonder who died in his stead?
"Harvard, here I come!"

[Bundbuster]

8. #2

neocons' nightmare
hour long view into shrub's brain
nothing here - move on

[gator_in_Ontario]

9. How is so much

Bullshit packed into such
a tiny mind?

[Bundbuster]

10. #3

"Saddam Bin Laden
baaad men, hate freedoms, heathens..."
rewind tape, hit Play

[asthmaticeog]

13. NICE ONE!

n/t

[Bertha Venation]

11. haiku

Tim Russert could be
the number one pitcher in
slowpitch softball league

[rocktivity]

12. Russert's Lament

Did ask him about
WMD, AWOL, job growth
Didn't ask him live


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