Someone help explain this to me...Bush revised the war reason AGAIN????

[LynneSin]

and still thinks Americans are stupid enough to buy this new story and all jump on the re-select Bush bandwagon.

I mean, are we really that stupid? Someone explain this to me like I'm a six year old because this whole Meet the Press thing is just boggling my mind.

Does the Bush Regime really think Americans are that stupid or am I missing something?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. The Shrub regime knows ITS OWN people are that dumb

and are hoping the rest of the country will be sucked into their ignorance-gravity well.

Thankfully, it don't seem to be working so much any more. :-)

on edit: continuous typo fixing. :argh:

[IronLionZion]

2. The crowd he's playing for

does not post on DU. They think they can convince enough stupid Americans to vote for him because he's going to keep us safe from the bad guys. But more and more Americans are opening their eyes. It's a long shot so they basically have to pull Osama and the WMD's out of their ass or cheat.

[SOteric]

3. The explanation is beautiful in it's simplicity:

He's a butthead.

[Kamika]

4. Let me introduce a debate with the avg Bush supporter

NORMAL PERSON: Don't you think it is disturbing the Bush lied about the reasons for going to war?

CONSERVATIVE: Fück you liberal traitor! Saddam did 9-11! Have you fückin' forgot about 9-11!!!!!!!!

NORMAL PERSON: But even Bush admitted Saddam was not involved in 9-11.

CONSERVATIVE: He was a fückin' tyrant! He gased his own people! Who cares about 9-11! U-S-A~! U-S-A~! We have to stay there as long as it takes, and spend as much money as it takes! Freedom for everyone! U-S-A~! U-S-A~!

NORMAL PERSON: But what about America's poor, and America's deteriorating infrastructure? Remember the blackout last summer? Don't you think the 200 billion could be spent better on America?

CONSERVATIVE: You lazy fückin' bum! You libtards are all the same! Looking for fückin' handouts from the Government!

NORMAL PERSON: So let me get this straight...you are supporting hand outs for Iraqis, but not hand outs for Americans.

CONSERVATIVE: Love it of leave it, liberal fück up! GOD BLESS AMERICA! YOU LIBERALS ARE TRAITORS! U-S-A~! U-S-A~! THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!!!!

[TXlib]

5. Yeah, that's about right.

That seems to be the extent of conversations I have with most freepers i know.

[wellstone_democrat]

6. Oh, I didn't realize....

you obviously work with me and talk to exactly the same people!

(one modification on the free medical care, etc. to Iraquis..."that's just until things are running again so they will know what it is like to have medical care and so they will want to work hard to buy it when we leave!"----yep, that's the standard argument)

[LynneSin]

7. Kamika, I need your home address so I can send you my bill

for a new keyboard. I just spewed white wine all over it from reading your most hilarious post.

(btw, kidding about the bill)

:D

[smirkymonkey]

8. Have you been talking to my brother-in-law too?

Wow, that guy really gets around. The ignorance is mind boggling. It's like talking to an insane person.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. And don't forget

NORMAL PERSON: But we have to consider Afghanistan and that Osama is still out there.

CONSERVATIVE: I follow my President! God-appointed! God watches over our country, you athiestic filth trying to convert my son to homosexuality, so go burn a flag, but I support whatever my president's agenda is, that's MY agenda, because I believe in supporting our leaders, because I believe in the rightness of our country! Our leaders know what's best!! Wy don't you go kill a fetus?!

NORMAL PERSON: But when Clinton was President, you called him evil, called his wife Hitlery, railed against him constantly, made fun of his daughter, and accused him of being a traitor. So what's all this about showing our patriotism by not questioning our leaders? Seems you were doing a lot of . . .

CONSERVATIVE (interrupting): That was different! That IS ENTIRELY different! And if you can't see it, then you SHOULD move to Iraq, so you can know what it's like not to have freedoms! We have to support our presidents - ALWAYS! No matter who it is!

NORMAL PERSON: But, when Clinton was . . .

CONSERVATIVE: I told you - that's an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION! Sometimes the president has to be challenged in the name of patriotism.

NORMAL PERSON: How do you know when dissent is patroitism and when it is America-hating?

CONSERVATIVE: IT'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS! Just read the Bible, and you will know!! And Bill O'Reilly tells me.

[Kamika]

10. hehe

That conservative can atleast write :D

Wy don't you go kill a fetus?!

LOl

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Good point -

should have had a lot more typos...

:bounce:

[wryter2000]

12. Stop it, you two

You're killing me here. Oh, my aching sides.

[Kamika]

13. another thing

Found the Oxford Univeristy Professors newly started dictionary.
After intensive research, linguists at Oxford Univeristy have come up with the first pages in the English-Republican Dictionary. Some translations for everyday expressions are presented below:

English Phrase: I disagree with you on that.
Republican Translation: Fück you liberal püssy! You are a moron!


English Phrase: Iraq should have been attacked.
Republican Translation: Fück you liberal püssy! You are a Saddam Lover!

English Phrase: Weapons of Mass Destruction were the reason for the Iraq War.
Republican Translation: Fück you liberal püssy! Don’t you remember 9-11?????????

English Phrase: You’re opinion clearly differs with mine.
Republican Translation: Fück you liberal püssy! You are a traitor!

English Phrase: You have won this debate. I have no valid counter points to present!
Republican Translation: FÜCK YOU LIBERAL PÜSSY!!! YOU ARE A RETARDED F@G! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN! U-S-A~! U-S-A~!

[LynneSin]

14. You're running out of insults for us liberals

Try this link, he has some good ones (then again he's one of them).

But the website is funny as hell

http://www.strauss.za.com/sla/leftie.html

Class-obsessed, craven zealots who keep the masses poor

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Brilliant!

Well said, all of them!