Well, that didn't work... Next show for Bush*?

[Robb]

"Meet the Press" didn't exactly vault our president* into high marks. What's the next stop on the TV campaign?

[lpbk2713]

1. Other: Jerry Springer

"Today's Topic - Pathetic Losers"

[Lostmessage]

2. Jackass

Can I get a Jackass in the house? :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

3. Interview with Don CHerry on coach's corner

[Newsjock]

4. A Very Special Episode of "Diff'rent Strokes"

Failing that, perhaps we could draft him into the cast of "Survivor: Baghdad."

[joeybee12]

15. You beat me to it!!!!!!!!!

Is any of the cast still alive? Did Gary Coleman become Governor of some state?

[terrya]

5. Oh, silly me! I almost said "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"....

But then he'd be seriously pissing off Rick Santorum and the other small minded homophobes in the Republican Party by associating with known homosexuals.

What was I thinking?

Terry

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. Neocon Eye for the Rich White Guy.

Scroll down for the graphic. You will ROTFLYAO.

http://www.americanpolitics.com/

[NoPasaran]

6. Dennis Miller

Where else could he get the BJ he so desperately needs?

[disgruntled_goat]

7. Iron chef, baybee

Tonight's Ingredient:
pure Baloney!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

8. NASCAR

I expect him to be decked out in one of their suits and drive a car around the track for a ceremonial lap. Freepers will love it, the rest will just laugh, especially if he uses that sock in the crotch trick again.

[Rowdyboy]

9. Marries Rachel in last episode of Friends

[nuxvomica]

10. Cops

Oh I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope.

[UrbScotty]

12. Jeopardy!? Bush? (nt)

[Burma Jones]

13. Cops

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

[thelocalkgb]

14. Other

Access Hollywood, I can just imagine Pat O'Brien interviewing him. Either that, or that horrible Ali and Jack show.

[arwalden]

16. Fear Factor... Ozark Oyster Eating

[peekaloo]

17. Wheel of Fortune? LOL...all that spinning!

change that slot to morally bankrupt and we have a weiner!