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TheReligiousLeft Donating Member (647 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 11:38 AM
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Mmm, Bush joke

One night, George W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush asked: "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advised..


The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," Jefferson advised.

Bush wasn't sleeping well the next night either, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

"Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked..

"Go see a play."
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 11:55 AM
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1. BWA HA HA
Very funny!
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