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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:39 PM Original message |
An expression or phrase that never fails to crack you up? |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
1. that boy is about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
2. Pretty much anything to do with replicants |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 12:12 AM Response to Reply #2 |
30. Damnit, it's an IMPORTANT SUBJECT! |
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Ediacara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. The least interesting class I ever took was metamorphic petrology |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 07:16 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. Is that the active ingredient in Viagra? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 10:52 PM Response to Reply #3 |
21. ... |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 12:12 AM Response to Reply #3 |
31. ROFLMAO! |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 01:49 AM Response to Reply #3 |
36. That was one of my favorite geology classes. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 11:36 AM Response to Reply #3 |
49. ...and it has perfect cleavage |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:43 PM Original message |
Anything said by Dan Dierdorf (i.e. "He's not the brightest tool in the shed") |
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buzzard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
24. Or the coldest beer in the fridge. |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
4. Between you, me, and the lamp post. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
5. creative uses of douche and knob |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:35 PM Response to Reply #5 |
59. Don't be such a doucheknob. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
6. spit or swallow |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
7. "Cram it with walnuts, ugly!" |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 01:58 AM Response to Reply #7 |
37. yes! |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
8. I'm a fourth-year anthropology major, so I should really, really be beyond this... |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 12:10 AM Response to Reply #8 |
29. Isn't that an awesome name for a gay club? |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:35 PM Response to Reply #29 |
58. LOL! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
9. pickle shit |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
10. "As a whole..." |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
11. "He/she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle." n/t |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 10:31 PM Response to Reply #11 |
19. Nice one! I'll have to remember that. |
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A-Schwarzenegger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true." |
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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
13. Asian woodcarver |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
14. Olive Garden |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. ... |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
17. You have the right to remain silent |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
18. On the golf course: "Ball washer" |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 12:56 AM Response to Reply #18 |
33. I remember that episode. |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
20. He's about as worthless as nuts on a priest. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
22. As useless as cold diarrhea in a dixie cup. |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 11:19 PM Response to Original message |
23. she was so ugly that ewhen she was a kid they hung a porkchop |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 11:49 PM Response to Original message |
25. He's nuttier than squirrel poop. nt |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
26. Sweatin' like a hooker in church |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
27. Hunter Thompson referring to one of his enemies as a "greasy pig fucker". n/t |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
28. Several |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 12:13 AM Response to Reply #28 |
32. "S/he is a total waste of sperm" |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 09:30 AM Response to Reply #32 |
48. "Couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a map." |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:29 PM Response to Reply #48 |
57. Around here that expression goes "Couldn't find his ass with his |
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Hatchling (968 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 01:03 AM Response to Original message |
34. "Open Trench" signs. |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
35. Neighbor-Blight and Windfall Profits (Farmer expressions) |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 02:20 AM Response to Original message |
38. dumb as a bag of hammers |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 02:22 AM Response to Original message |
39. dumber than a box of rocks |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 02:29 AM Response to Original message |
40. "A complete waste of blood and hair" or "Can the balloon juice!" |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 02:30 AM Response to Original message |
41. Upon waking in the morning........... |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 02:33 AM Response to Original message |
42. Batshit |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 02:43 AM Response to Original message |
43. "Beat you like a red-headed stepchild" |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 02:58 AM Response to Reply #43 |
44. What do you think, Mr. Hat? |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 03:36 AM Response to Original message |
45. my possibles. n/t |
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Kucinich4America (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 03:41 AM Response to Original message |
46. "Democratic Leadership Council" |
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BulletproofLandshark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:29 AM Response to Original message |
47. "Useless as tits on a bull" |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
50. U R messin with a 165 gallon drum of whipass |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
51. for whatever reason, i can't say "Whitey Ford" without giggling like a schoolgirl |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
52. Balzac! nt |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
53. Nailing 95 thesis to the door |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:39 PM Response to Reply #53 |
62. The first time I heard someone say that, I really thought it was the other one. |
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murielm99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
54. Signs that say, |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
55. She's got one great fart locker on her... |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
56. "He couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. " |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
60. "That's really frosts my balls." My MOTHER'S favorite expression. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
61. "Couldn't find his ass with both hands, a flashlight, and assistance." |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
63. Two french fries short of a Happy Meal n/t |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
64. A few that I saw on a different message board a few years ago |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
65. "Tougher than wang leather" |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
66. Astronomers have discovered dark rings around Uranus. |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
67. His/Her face looks like someone lit it on fire... |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
68. S/he doesn't know sh*t from apple butter |
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Sock Puppet (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
69. "hotties" |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
70. buttcrack, buttcrack, buttcrack |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
71. Apparently, "neck stabbin' fork": |
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ceile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
72. "Baby's arm, man...baby's arm" |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
73. "Bob's your uncle" |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
74. "As much class |
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