My dead body is worth $4290, apparently

[NightWatcher]

per the cadaver calculator

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver

[MrCoffee]

1. i'll give you $40 for it right now.

you can keep it until you die. then it's mine, and i get to do whatever i want to it.

[NightWatcher]

2. if I cant do better on ebay, that's a deal

woo hoo, just nothing weird ok.

[flvegan]

3. w00t! $5100!

[DS1]

4. 35 bucks more than you

:P

[terrya]

5. $4425

[quip]

10. You are $25.00 better a man than I

:(

[Greyskye]

6. Ha Ha! $4475

My dead body is worth more than your dead body! :evilgrin:

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4475!

Doesn't that make you feel great?

[MrCoffee]

7. $3490? that's it?

[LaraMN]

8. $5575! I'm worth about ten times more than my minivan!

:bounce:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

9. $7000

That's right. seven thou even!

[rug]

11. $3,580.00. I get more than that each year at the sperm bank.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. You should find your children and force them to give you a cut

Make a sperm pyramid scheme. Maybe call it SpermWay or something.

[Fox Mulder]

12. I'm priceless.

Oh yeah.

Actually, I'm only worth $4,400. x(

[Fleshdancer]

13. $4675

My long hair works in my favor. :D

[CGowen]

14. $5275 and I first thought it was something from the UK

Organs to be taken without consent

By Patrick Hennessy and Laura Donnelly
Last Updated: 12:01am GMT 13/01/2008

Gordon Brown has thrown his weight behind a move to allow hospitals to take organs from dead patients without explicit consent.

....

The Government will launch an overhaul of the system next week, which will put pressure on doctors and nurses to identify more "potential organ donors" from dying patients. Hospitals will be rated for the number of deceased patients they "convert" into donors and doctors will be expected to identify potential donors earlier and alert donor co-ordinators as patients approach death.

But Mr Brown, who carries a donor card, has made it clear he backs an even more radical revamp of the system, which would lead to donation by "presumed consent". The approach is modelled on that of Spain, which has the highest proportion of organ donors in the world.

...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/13/norgans113.xml

[WannaBeGrumpy]

15. Now i am afraid one of you is going to kidnap and kill me...

and then sell me. Get those prices up! I'm starting to worry!

[SeattleGirl]

16. $4100

[supernova]

17. 6075

Wow. Lot more than I thought.

:thumbsup:

[zabet]

18. Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6175!

I think whoever pays that for mine,
is definitely getting the worse end
of the deal.
:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

19. Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6325!

I'm worth more because I'm vegan. :D

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. $3925

Am worth the same as about two months salary teaching....
There's gotta be an analogy in that somewhere :P

[SacredCow]

21. $4015....

Probably down because of the drink question and because I had a hernia...

Oh well- a couple of Mai Tais, and I'll forget all about being such an average cadaver....

[bigwillq]

23. $4,350 (nt)

[LSK]

24. $4325

[geardaddy]

25. $5975!

[supernova]

26. Why am I worth $100 less if I'm not fat?

I did it again and put in that I was slender rather than fat, just to see a difference.

It told me I'm worth 5975.

:wtf:

[LeftyMom]

29. Skinny people make less soap. nt

[Hatchling]

27. Well, that's inflation for you!

Bodies like mine used to go for $2999 and now it will cost you $4540!?

[Guava Jelly]

28. 4865

I take paypal :D

[krispos42]

30. $4,125

Don't know if that includes applicable sales tax or not...

[SteppingRazor]

31. $3,725. God, I'm such a loser.

:cry:

[Hatchling]

32. Martin Luther King Birthday Sale!

All bodies must go!

Some bodies discounted as much as 50% do to floor damage!

No interest payments until the body is actually dead!

Bodies in foreclosure will be auctioned at 10am. Current occupants will be evicted and you can take possesion as soon as the bank papers are signed.

[FloridaJudy]

33. I'm worth $4695!

Unfortunately, as of 10 o'clock this morning, my car is worth bubkis.

[Debi]

34. $5480!

Man, if only I were an albino x(

[MissMillie]

35. $5,175 for me

not too shabby

[texanwitch]

36. A grand total of $3990.

Not much.

Must be the eyes.

[Cabcere]

37. I'm worth $4900

Too bad you have to be dead, otherwise that might help with my tuition/student loans/etc.... :crazy:

[Horse with no Name]

38. I'm worth $6125

But my kids are worth more...nice to know I have a nice little investment going.:D

[Akoto]

39. $4940, here.

[harmonicon]

40. $3525

[BlueJazz]

41. 17 Dollars and 50 cents