So, I'm working in the office and the dogs start going nuts. I look out front

[Midlodemocrat]

and see a man digging up my front yard! :wow:

Turns out that asshat I'm married to is having a sprinkler installed and neglected to mention it. :grr:

[NewJeffCT]

1. Is he dead to you now, too?

just curious

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Oh, he's always DTM.

He's a PITA. Like most husbands.


:hide:

[Richardo]

4. If I did that I'd be dead to everybody.

:scared:

[xchrom]

2. you didn't read the fine print did you -- the part that 'splains

it's a man's job t make you nuts?

[DS1]

5. You mean matcom's outdoor shower?

[flvegan]

6. Not a sprinkler, a "Cabernet Misting System"

[Shine]

7. How rude!

he should have at least sent you an informational email about it. :hi:

[sasquatch]

8. Maybe he told you while you were in your Franzia induced coma

:D

[underpants]

9. How about some roundhouse kicks to the defibrillator?

[LynneSin]

10. Will the sprinkler system spit or swallow

:hide:

[Debi]

11. At least you weren't posting naked when you go up to look out front

:blush: were you???

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Dear God, no.