Top 100 Quotes

[MissB]

Some of these make my head hurt.

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

[LynneSin]

1. OMG - this one is absolutely so sad - and the person was stupid enough to ask "What did I do wrong?"

Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. That one links to this:

My son killed himself!



No, lady. You killed him — you and others like you.

[MissB]

9. That one made my heart hurt.

What a horrible mom she was.

[ThomCat]

2. My favorite

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

Oh my! How clueless can a parent get? :P

[LynneSin]

3. Let's hope that person does a better job than Betty

the one who told her gay son about how he was going to rot in hell because he was gay then questions why her son committed suicide

[ThomCat]

5. I just read that discussion.

:cry:

Those fuckers can't ever take responsibility for the consequences of their fanatical beliefs. x(

I hope that mother spends the rest of her life thinking about what she did.

[Dr. Strange]

6. Crap! I was going to post that one!

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

4. WTF?

"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

:wtf:

What kind of twisted thinking brings about that? It doesn't even make sense.

[ThomCat]

7. I wonder what polls, and what research

this deluded nut is talking about. :P

[Pierre.Suave]

10. I want proof damnit...

or at least a link.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:


"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. For those who think there are no problems with religious dogma:

(Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive)

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

Howie R, Yahoo Answers <2007-Nov-08>

:wow: :argh:

[Mz Pip]

13. This should be in some book of world records.

<<No one knows what's happening until the flood comes (according to Matthew). And the flood is here - it refers to the apocalypse. There is a huge amount of supporting evidence on the site. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico>>

I'd pay to see that. :rofl:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Richard Steele]

14. "I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

Teh stoopid- it BURNS!