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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:49 AM
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My name is zozo - ask me anything about my mom
:D
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:49 AM
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1. How much koolaid did she drink?
:rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:50 AM
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3. I loves kool-aid but mom won't let me drink what's in the fridge
says it's not good for lil kids like me
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 01:19 PM
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18. How come she never practiced birth control?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:49 AM
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2. Why is she so stupid? Why did she name you something so dumb?
:rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:51 AM
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5. I was suppose to be named Zoso - after Jimmy Page's symbol
However, during my birth I think I cut off some of the oxygen to her brain

So really it's all my fault!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:50 AM
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4. nice post zozo
:eyes:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:51 AM
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6. Nice reply Kitler
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:54 AM
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7. 1 ply or 2 ply?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:54 AM
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8. air dry
:D
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:54 AM
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9. Zozo -
is that a name she found at the gorilla enclosure at the zoo?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 12:01 PM
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11. And where did Monkey Funk come from
:shrug:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 12:02 PM
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13. usually a monkey's glands
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 01:23 PM
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20. Ewww....
x(

Oh, wait, for a second I thought you said "glans."

My bad.

:hide:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:58 AM
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10. How much meth does she do?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 12:01 PM
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12. As much as I can make for her each day
:D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 12:06 PM
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14. What are you going to do now that your mom is no longer with us?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 12:09 PM
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15. Oh she's with us - with us in spirit
and'll she'll show up in other forms - I mean she also has my siblings like ZaZA, ZoSo, ZiMa, ZuMa, FoZo, JLo and HoHo

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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 01:16 PM
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16. Is she really a batshit-crazy Hillary supporter?
Edited on Mon Jan-14-08 01:17 PM by jakefrep
How good is her aim in the circular firing squad?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 01:20 PM
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19. She loves Hilterlary
:hide:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 01:18 PM
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17. Did it take your mom a long time to recover from her lobotomy?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 01:30 PM
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22. What lobotomy
?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 01:28 PM
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21. Did you mom forget to take her "crazy pills" this morning?
She was a little cookoo for Coco Puffs when she came by to talk to us, if you follow me...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 01:30 PM
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23. Mom is like that every morning - someone is drinking the kool-aid
:cry:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 02:44 PM
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24. zozo, does your mom know someone called Agent Mike? n/t
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 03:00 PM
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29. No but she said this guy is my Dad!
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 04:00 PM
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30. zo, that is Agent Mike. Sorry about that, kid. n/t
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 02:47 PM
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25. Is she in favor of post term abortions?
:shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 02:59 PM
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28. HAHAHAHAHA
:eyes:
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 02:56 PM
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26. DOES she kiss you with that mouth, or not?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 02:59 PM
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27. Slips me tongue too
:D
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 04:14 PM
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31. She's back
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 04:25 PM
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32. How's your petals?
Oh wait a minute that's Zuzu, never mind, uh what flavor of koolaid?
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