Moron drives drunk right into a house!

[Archae]

(Check out the guy's name) :rofl:

A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.

Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.

The arresting officer said Moron failed sobriety tests. The arrest report shows Moron had a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit.

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[krispos42]

1. What a maroon!

Officer: Sir! Sir! Wake up!

Moron: Wha-? Huh?

Officer: Sir, I'd like to talk to you about your parking ability.

Moron: Yes, Offisher, how can I be of ass- (hic) assis- (hic) help?

Officer: Sir, have you been drinking to night?

Moron: Of course not!

Officer: Because I noticed you're parked a little crooked.

Moron: Am I parked on a white line, Offisher?

Officer: No, sir, you're parked on a white porch.

Moron: (pauses) Is it, um... is it MY porch that I'm parked on, Offisher?

Officer: No, sir.

Moron: I'm going to jail for this, aren't I?

[Breeze54]

2. Why is it funny?

What an asshole.

[Breeze54]

3. Ok ... LMAO! I guess I read to quickly! lol

That is a riot!!! :rofl:

He is a MORAN!! :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. I remember that happening in my home town when I was a kid....

THe lady didn't fix it for like three years, and put up a sign, "So and So was drunk driving and did this!"
It was GREAT! They need to embarrass more drunk drivers, the assholes.
Duckie

[Eagle_Eye]

5. Let me see here ...

Drunk
in a pick up truck
hits a house

I would deduce he is a redneck and probably a republican.

[madinmaryland]

6. A Hugh Moron!!1!! Seriesly!

[Aristus]

7. Nice to know you don't have to go out at night to possibly be hit by a drunk driver...

Now he'll come to YOU!