twist the speedometer cable off the end n/t

[Ptah]

[uppityperson]

1. then plug it into the toaster n/t

[Ptah]

2. Ouch

Forgotten Oldies - Hot Rod Lincoln, Charlie Ryan

[uppityperson]

3. with the power off

[Ptah]

4. Now the fellas was ribbin' me for bein' behind

So I thought I'd make the Lincoln unwind
Took my foot off the gas and man alive
I shoved it on down into overdrive

Wound it up to a hundred-and-ten
My speedometer said that I hit top end
My foot was glued like lead to the floor
That's all there is and there ain't no more

Now the boys all thought I'd lost my sense
And telephone poles looked like a picket fence
They said, "Slow down! I see spots!
The lines on the road just look like dots"

[puerco-bellies]

6. This is one of my dad's favorite songs

I think I'm more familiar with another version or maybe a cover. Dad's favorite lines

My fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
The guy beside me was white as a ghost

[northofdenali]

5. Doesn't work anymore.

Now you just gotta use jumper cables and moose. :hug: