This is definitely lounge material.
Just got the email below from my idiot freeper cousin.
You can read my reply first, and then the whole ignorant email that I replied to.
I DID learn that Allah is "the moon god of Arabia".
No shit?
Bonus point: I got to 'reply all' to a WHOLE bunch of folks.
:evilgrin:
Reply all:
1. My mother was a woman, as were most of yours, I'm pretty sure.
So are my wife and my daughter.
Coincidently, my beloved mother-in-law was also a woman.
I'd be just fine with any of these ladies as head of the executive branch.
Even the two who are deceased would have done a better job during the last seven years than the AWOL Connecticut wannabe cowboy.
2. Barack Obama is affiliated with the United Church of Christ.
He's a Christian, not a Muslim.
If anyone wants to bother, you can read all about him at Snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp ----- Original Message -----
From: dumbass@bellsouth.net
To: (names deleted)
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 1:12 PM
Subject: Muslim - Food for thought
I don't know about you all but I found this very interesting. Seems to me America is on the wrong track for sure if we elect "the woman or the muslim."
Muslim
Food for Thought!
Can a Good Muslim be a Good American?
Interesting questions for the Muslim Community to discuss & for research
on our part also.
Can a good Muslim be a good American? I forwarded that question to a
friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years . The following is his forwarded
reply:
Theologically - no. Because his allegiance is to Allah, the moon God of Arabia.
Religiously - no. Because no other religion is accepted by his Allah
except Islam
(Quran, 2:256)
Scripturally - no. Because his allegiance is to the five pillars of
Islam and the Quran (Koran).
Geogr aphica lly - no. Because his allegiance is to Mecca, to which he
turns in prayer five times a day.
Socially - no. Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make
friends with Christians or Jews.
Politically - no. Because he must submit to the mullah (spiritual
leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and Destruction of America, the great
Satan.
Domestically - no. Because he is instructed to marry four women and
beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34 ).
Intellectually - no. Because he cannot accept the American Constitution
since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be
corrupt.
(:rofl:)
Philosophically - no. Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran do not
allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist.
Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.
Spiritually - no. B ecause when we declare "one nation under God," the
Christians God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as heavenly
father, nor is he ever called love in The Qurans 99 excellent names.
Therefore after much study and deliberation.... Perhaps we should be
very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country. They obviously cannot be both
"good" Muslims and good Americans.
Call it what you wish.. it's still the truth. You had better believe
it! If you find yourself intellectually in agreement with the above statements,
perhaps you will share this with your friends. The more who understand this,
the better it will be for our country and our future.
Pass it on Fellow Americans.
The religious war is bigger than we think or understand.
And Barack Hussein Obama, a Muslim, wants to be our President...
We all better PRAY AND vote NO on this one!!