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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:52 PM
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I cant open my email everyday without getting hounded with ads for a "bigger penis"
I wish my girlfriend would stop sending them to me.
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:56 PM
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1. Is she from Russia?
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:58 PM
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2. Hmm
Designer vaginas to bigger penii. Do I detect a pattern here?

Maybe she'd be satified with old fashioned Frenum and Prince Albert piercings.;-)
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:00 PM
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3. I've got a ton of lock fodder today
Edited on Fri Jan-11-08 03:01 PM by NightWatcher
nothing but dirty jokes and rampant silliness on this cloudy Friday.
















oh, and IBTL
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:04 PM
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4. LOL
Well, I'm sick with a cold, and easily amused today
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:07 PM
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5. They aren't from me
I'm not selling.



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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:10 PM
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6. If only this had been posted by Inchworm
:)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:20 PM
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7. Well you know no woman can be sexually happy unless her man has a big thick one.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:38 PM
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8. I keep wondering what I'm supposed to do with the one I've GOT
Bake
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